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orthodoc · 01-26-2013, 02:59 PM

Maybe the gum is coated in capsaicin and leaves a residue on the hands, leading to, you know, the situation phlthi has made reference to. Never masturbate after handling hot peppers!!

Happy Monkey · 01-26-2013, 10:45 PM

Not all products:
(funny soccer)

orthodoc · 01-27-2013, 04:52 PM

But it was grater than it was before.

ZenGum · 01-27-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

But it was grater than it was before.

Well, it was pretty gouda.

footfootfoot · 01-27-2013, 04:55 PM

The jury is still out on that.

orthodoc · 01-27-2013, 06:03 PM

There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.

DanaC · 01-27-2013, 06:07 PM

re: the pregnant baby doll...

http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff...disturbing.php

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UK-based artist Darren Cullen has designed a doll for an upcoming art show called Moral Holiday that might disgust you. The Baby’s First Baby Doll is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed cute 16 months pregnant doll, which comes with a tiny foetus. The packing of the doll highlights “Real pregnancy action”, and the artist describes this doll as “nonstop reproductive action”. However, this gets worse, with per, the mother-to-be toddler doll comes with a foetus in tow, pointed to with a pink arrow, along with the words: ‘Baby’s baby is pregnant too!’ The horrifying doll will also have cravings and stretch marks. On the back of the box, included milk bottles and warm towels for the delivery. The icing on the cake for this weird doll, is that it’s water actually breaks.

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Baby’s First Baby Doll By Darren Cullen might scare little girls or encourage the concept of motherhood by offering them baby dolls at a very young age. If you still think this doll is worth it, buy one for £950.00 ($1,526.)

ZenGum · 01-27-2013, 06:22 PM

Re: pregnant baby doll ... I originally posted "that's not how it works".

Oops, sorry:

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Once these females mature, within seven to 10 days, they start to clone themselves, giving birth to smaller, living versions of themselves known as nymphs. A female can give birth to about five to 10 clones per day, creating large swarms. These nymphs mature quickly, molting about four times over seven days before they start producing their own clones within 10 days.

Aphids will continue giving birth to multiple cloned generations over the course of the warm months of the spring and summer.

Some species of aphids are sometimes born pregnant. A female aphid who is developing as a clone within its mother's body will be pregnant itself and will be developing its own clone within its body even as it is waiting to be born.

Glinda · 01-28-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Well, it was pretty gouda.

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.

Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.

Griff · 01-28-2013, 03:16 PM

Gravdigr · 01-28-2013, 05:33 PM

footfootfoot · 01-28-2013, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.

We'll be here all week folks, try the Welsh Rarebit.

Glinda · 01-28-2013, 07:10 PM

Wokka Wokka Wokka!

footfootfoot · 01-28-2013, 09:11 PM

Just watched the latest muppet movie last night.

Nirvana · 01-28-2013, 09:28 PM

My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things

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01-26-2013, 02:59 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Maybe the gum is coated in capsaicin and leaves a residue on the hands, leading to, you know, the situation phlthi has made reference to. Never masturbate after handling hot peppers!! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-26-2013, 10:45 PM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Not all products: (funny soccer) __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-27-2013, 04:52 PM	#3
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	But it was grater than it was before. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-27-2013, 04:55 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The jury is still out on that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-27-2013, 06:03 PM	#6
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-28-2013, 03:16 PM	#10
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01-28-2013, 07:10 PM	#13
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01-28-2013, 09:11 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Just watched the latest muppet movie last night. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-28-2013, 09:28 PM	#15
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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