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04-03-2014, 03:24 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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became a toddler?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-10-2014, 08:10 PM
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Why do teen girls always group themselves in odd numbers?
Because what is this they can't even. |
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04-15-2014, 09:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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04-15-2014, 07:14 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-19-2014, 09:12 AM
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Many years ago I owned a hobby shop and one of the lines I sold was astronomical telescopes. Along with them I carried books and magazines about astronomy. One day my son stopped in to visit and we were looking at one of the sky charts of the night sky. We were finding some of the stars and the planets that would be visible. Then he asked "where is the Earth on this chart?" I pointed to the skyline on the edge of the chart and said, "You would be standing on it."
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04-19-2014, 09:22 AM
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Just before I married my wife (the 2nd one, the current one, the one that worked out,) We were living in an apartment, getting ready to go to a family get together at her father's. His wife had 4 daughters with several children each so there was usually a lot of people there. My wife was looking for something to wear, so I threw her a pair of my pants, she put them on and they fit, so she wore them. When we got there we went into the kitchen (a rather large one) where almost everyone had gathered, my wife walked in and said to her mom, "Guess what I did today? I got into Warren's pants." Everyone gasped and several commented that she shouldn't say things like that. Then she stepped back, grabbed the belt loops and said, "And look, I'm still in them".
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04-25-2014, 01:41 PM
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04-27-2014, 10:28 PM
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04-21-2014, 06:52 PM
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tha's funny!
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04-29-2014, 05:36 PM
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04-29-2014, 05:43 PM
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04-29-2014, 07:33 PM
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I can hear my ears
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A man was standing in an elevator when a very elegant woman in a long red silk dress boards. Almost as soon as it begins to move again, the elevator gets stuck between floors. There is an awkward period while the man and woman stand there, glancing at each other covertly as the silence stretches on. The man sniffles a bit, looking over at her out of the corner of his eye. The woman shifts slightly, leaning away a bit further.
No longer able to restrain himself, the man turns to the woman and says, "Madame, this may sound forward, but can I smell your vagina?" Aghast, the woman says, "NO! how rude!" The man shuffles his feet and mutters, "Huh. ...must be your feet."
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05-01-2014, 03:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That's great.
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05-05-2014, 06:22 PM
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