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wolf · 06-01-2011, 01:50 PM

I'll eat your almonds, sundae.

America has a long history of the fruit and chicken salads ... waldorf, for one. And Panera's Fuji Apple Chick Salad (with gorgonzola cheese and candied walnuts) is completely awesome. And the Asian Chicken Salads usually have mandarin oranges.

Yummy.

Gravdigr · 06-01-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'll eat your almonds, sundae.

You kinky thing you.

wolf · 06-01-2011, 01:53 PM

The Ninja

I know that it does lots of other things, but so far, it makes lovely ice cream from just milk and frozen fruit. Having some mango, now.

It also works with hippie non-dairy milk-like beverages. I have a batch of strawberry oat-milk in the freezer.

Pete Zicato · 06-01-2011, 02:05 PM

Real ice cream or milk slushie? If so, how was it done? Looks like a blender.

wolf · 06-01-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Real ice cream or milk slushie? If so, how was it done? Looks like a blender.

Real ice cream. Surprised the heck out of me when it actually worked AS SEEN ON TV!! Came out like soft-serve, then you can put it into the freezer to harden more.

If you put too much fruit you do end up with something more like a milk slushie. At least that's what happened with the Oat-milk, but it may have been a function of the Oat Milk rather than the over-fruiting, but I'm blaming the over-fruiting.

Okay, it's not exactly like ice cream ... an ice cream freezer beats the air in more slowly, and the mouthfeel is different, but it's ice cream.

The Ninja is a high-powered blender, but the blade configuration makes it both more dangerous and more versatile. I haven't tried to make the snow yet. Snow is the big exciting thing to do with it.

And the iced coffee slushie. I'm looking forward to that, too.

My next project is going to be peanut butter. And honey roasted cashew butter.

Gravdigr · 06-01-2011, 02:18 PM

Sundae's got somebody to eat her almonds...now if I could just get someone to lick my nuts...

Trilby · 06-01-2011, 03:05 PM

I think wolf needs to open up a hippie-food-to-go store.

for the busy hippie.

and Sundae, I meant no disrespect! (But it IS a good...whatever it is)

Sundae · 06-01-2011, 03:10 PM

FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

That's the air-whipped pseudo ice-cream that Mrs Thatcher helped develop so that big business didn't need to use real products, just air. When she became Prime Minister she went one step further and took free milk away from school children.
So she was called The Milk Snatcher. In polite society.

Wolf, I respect you as a Dwellar.
And as a woman.
And as an intelligent human being.
And all that and everything.

So why would you do this to me?

I accept that it might be a national trait to condone abberations like chicken and fruit. You're foreign, I can't really counsel you. But peanut butter? OMG.

I really hope you don't die in the Peanut Butter and Banana Epidemic of 2011.
I mean, honestly, I really hope you don't.
But if you do....... can I have some of your Hello Kitty stuff?

Do you have a cookie stamp?
I REALLY want one but can't justify the cost (or postage!)
I mean, I'd deal with your death much better if I had that.

Gravdigr · 06-04-2011, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

I have a Mr. Whippy. Prolly not the same thing...

wolf · 06-01-2011, 03:29 PM

I actually don't have a cookie stamp.

And I do have a real ice cream maker, that uses real cream, and real time to lovingly blend my ingredients together.

I just don't have enough room in the freezer for the churn.

And peanut butter is our national vegetable. Legume. Whatever. Beats the heck out of Marmite.

BigV · 06-02-2011, 12:28 PM

point of order

"real" ice cream makers don't fit into freezers too small to walk into. "real" ice cream makers bring the refrigeration to the side of the churn with ice and salt.

you may proceed

footfootfoot · 06-02-2011, 01:14 PM

"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"

But you blow ONE goat

regular.joe · 06-26-2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"

But you blow ONE goat

That's FUCK a goat...fuck a goat....sheesh.

capnhowdy · 06-05-2011, 07:34 AM

The Peavey XR 8600-D. Very sweet.

footfootfoot · 06-26-2011, 11:16 PM

I didn't realize anyone was watching.

06-01-2011, 01:50 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'll eat your almonds, sundae. America has a long history of the fruit and chicken salads ... waldorf, for one. And Panera's Fuji Apple Chick Salad (with gorgonzola cheese and candied walnuts) is completely awesome. And the Asian Chicken Salads usually have mandarin oranges. Yummy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-01-2011, 01:53 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Ninja I know that it does lots of other things, but so far, it makes lovely ice cream from just milk and frozen fruit. Having some mango, now. It also works with hippie non-dairy milk-like beverages. I have a batch of strawberry oat-milk in the freezer. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-01-2011, 02:05 PM	#4
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Real ice cream or milk slushie? If so, how was it done? Looks like a blender. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

06-01-2011, 02:18 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sundae's got somebody to eat her almonds...now if I could just get someone to lick my nuts... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-01-2011, 03:05 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think wolf needs to open up a hippie-food-to-go store. for the busy hippie. and Sundae, I meant no disrespect! (But it IS a good...whatever it is) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2011, 03:10 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy. That's the air-whipped pseudo ice-cream that Mrs Thatcher helped develop so that big business didn't need to use real products, just air. When she became Prime Minister she went one step further and took free milk away from school children. So she was called The Milk Snatcher. In polite society. Wolf, I respect you as a Dwellar. And as a woman. And as an intelligent human being. And all that and everything. So why would you do this to me? I accept that it might be a national trait to condone abberations like chicken and fruit. You're foreign, I can't really counsel you. But peanut butter? OMG. I really hope you don't die in the Peanut Butter and Banana Epidemic of 2011. I mean, honestly, I really hope you don't. But if you do....... can I have some of your Hello Kitty stuff? Do you have a cookie stamp? I REALLY want one but can't justify the cost (or postage!) I mean, I'd deal with your death much better if I had that. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-01-2011, 03:29 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I actually don't have a cookie stamp. And I do have a real ice cream maker, that uses real cream, and real time to lovingly blend my ingredients together. I just don't have enough room in the freezer for the churn. And peanut butter is our national vegetable. Legume. Whatever. Beats the heck out of Marmite. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-02-2011, 12:28 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	point of order "real" ice cream makers don't fit into freezers too small to walk into. "real" ice cream makers bring the refrigeration to the side of the churn with ice and salt. you may proceed __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-02-2011, 01:14 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?" But you blow ONE goat __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-05-2011, 07:34 AM	#14
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	The Peavey XR 8600-D. Very sweet. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-26-2011, 11:16 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I didn't realize anyone was watching. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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