Favorite Simpson's Quotes - Page 3

perth · 08-09-2005, 10:10 AM

It really has to be *seen*, I guess, but my favourite Simpsons moment is from the same-sex marriage episode, when Homer imagines marrying himself. The quote and an mp3 of it are third from the bottom on this page:

http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes...marrying.shtml

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 02:28 PM

"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." - O. J. Simpson

This *is* the lame-ass OJ Simpson quote thread, right?

wolf · 08-10-2005, 12:19 AM

Darnit, el ... you beat me to it.

I was going to use the infamous quotes, "Not Guilty" and "Now I can devote myself to finding the real killers."

melidasaur · 08-19-2005, 05:05 PM

Who wants Purina when You could have Fancy Feast? -- Homer talking about his attraction to Marge

grazzers · 08-20-2005, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen

homer: do you have any sugar?
scorpio:hmm let me see *pulls sugar out of his pockets*, here ya go, sorry its not in packages *puts hands back in pockets* want any cream?
homer: eeehhh..noooo

I remember that one, laughed out loud.

The episode with the cat burglar:
Barney (waking up naked in a bare apartment): Hey, I'm sure I had more stuff than this...

Trilby · 08-20-2005, 07:59 AM

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes (lie detector blows up)

Trilby · 08-20-2005, 08:00 AM

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but, if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2005, 07:59 PM

By the way kiddies, this site will let you download 41 short clips of the pre-Fox Simpsons that aired on Tracy Ullman's show.
You need a Divx codec that can be downloaded from the same site, though.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-22-2005, 10:19 PM

at teh Robot Rumble, with Cheif Knock A Homer: "...join us next week for more inconclusive action..."

Kagen4o4 · 08-23-2005, 07:49 PM

homer - "white gold! texas tea!...sweetener!"

homer - "ah hah! whered you get the sugar for that tea?"
english guy - "i nicked it, when you let your gaurd down for that split second...and id do it again...good day"

bee keeper 1 - "to the bee mobile!"
bee keeper 2 - "you mean your chevy?"
bee keeper 1 - "...yes"

wolf · 08-24-2005, 12:38 AM

He's a reasonably competent doc.

Looks like Dr. Nick too. Dark hair, shifty eyes, kinda yellow.

08-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." - O. J. Simpson This is the lame-ass OJ Simpson quote thread, right? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-10-2005, 12:19 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Darnit, el ... you beat me to it. I was going to use the infamous quotes, "Not Guilty" and "Now I can devote myself to finding the real killers." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-19-2005, 05:05 PM	#4
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Who wants Purina when You could have Fancy Feast? -- Homer talking about his attraction to Marge __________________ I love England, what can I say?

08-20-2005, 07:59 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes (lie detector blows up) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-20-2005, 08:00 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but, if you're up there, please save me, Superman! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-09-2005, 10:10 AM	#1
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	It really has to be seen, I guess, but my favourite Simpsons moment is from the same-sex marriage episode, when Homer imagines marrying himself. The quote and an mp3 of it are third from the bottom on this page: http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes...marrying.shtml

08-22-2005, 07:59 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	By the way kiddies, this site will let you download 41 short clips of the pre-Fox Simpsons that aired on Tracy Ullman's show. You need a Divx codec that can be downloaded from the same site, though. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-22-2005, 10:19 PM	#9
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	at teh Robot Rumble, with Cheif Knock A Homer: "...join us next week for more inconclusive action..." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-23-2005, 07:49 PM	#10
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	homer - "white gold! texas tea!...sweetener!" homer - "ah hah! whered you get the sugar for that tea?" english guy - "i nicked it, when you let your gaurd down for that split second...and id do it again...good day" bee keeper 1 - "to the bee mobile!" bee keeper 2 - "you mean your chevy?" bee keeper 1 - "...yes"

08-24-2005, 12:38 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He's a reasonably competent doc. Looks like Dr. Nick too. Dark hair, shifty eyes, kinda yellow. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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