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Undertoad · 08-02-2005, 01:07 PM

And really dumb.

elSicomoro · 08-02-2005, 01:11 PM

Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you.

Undertoad · 08-02-2005, 01:17 PM

But don't get so annoying that you get banned. Just annoying enough to annoy me, and give Syc masturbation fodder.

elSicomoro · 08-02-2005, 01:18 PM

Oh yeah baby! Oh! I'm so turned on! Oh! Oh! Oh!

08-02-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

And really dumb.

What? You don't like Toby Keith? I just paraphrased his song "Should OF been a cowboy" slightly:

Should of been a cowboy!
Should of learned to rope and ride,
wearing my six shooter,
taking my pony on a cattle drive...

Should of had a side kick with a funny name
riding wild through the hills
chasing Jessie James,
ending up on the brink of danger
riding shot gun for the Texas Rangers

Oh, I should of been a cowboy!

08-02-2005, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you.

He DOES get annoyed with me, doesn't he? I don't think he likes to be sassed back at. :p

Undertoad · 08-02-2005, 04:07 PM

You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".

elSicomoro · 08-02-2005, 04:14 PM

Call me crazy, but I could have sworn that she said she paraphrased it...

And that was noble of you to remove the sentence where you called her a moron, Tony. It's a baby step, but I'm real proud of ya, man!

Undertoad · 08-02-2005, 04:21 PM

Yes, she paraphrased the "cowboy" into a "cowgirl", but insisted in her post that the title included "OF".

I removed the "moron" because it was redundant.

elSicomoro · 08-02-2005, 04:26 PM

You apparently need to smoke more weed...or maybe you just need a big hug. Can't help you with either, but I wish you well. And when you're ready to repent, the COTWP is here for you.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-02-2005, 04:40 PM

Directly from Toby's own website:

"Should've Been A Cowboy
Toby Keith
Live Recording

The fans love these songs. They're standard party songs I've played for a decade or so, and the fans sing along every night. So as a bonus for them we rolled tape for a few nights and put these on the album so they could hear themselves sing....."

Note: SHOULD'VE = contraction of SHOULD HAVE. Case closed. Next?

08-02-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".

Gosh, this has got to be the most trivial cellar argument, yet! Yeah, the official title is "Shoud've been a cowboy," but if you listen to Toby sing the lyrics he ennunciates quite clearly "Oh, I should OF been a cowboy." The way the music is written, you can't slur "should've" and make it come out right. You have to sing "should OF." I've only listened to the damn song about 14 million times. The song starts out:

I'll bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Settling down, would you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
She'd have said "yes" in a New York minute
They never tied the knot
His heart wasn't in it
He just stole a kiss as he rode away
He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place

Then Toby really belts out the line for emphasis:

SHOULD OF BEEN A COWBOY!

You don't listen to much country-western, do you, UT?

Queen of the Ryche · 08-02-2005, 04:41 PM

Should of is improper grammar. Should have is not. That's all.

elSicomoro · 08-02-2005, 04:43 PM

Yeah, and we're big sticklers on that and spelling here. You see that Zip is still here, right?

lookout123 · 08-02-2005, 04:43 PM

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You don't listen to much country-western, do you, UT?

it still causes brain damage and inspires inbreeding, right? i'll continue to pass.

08-02-2005, 04:40 PM	#41
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Directly from Toby's own website: "Should've Been A Cowboy Toby Keith Live Recording The fans love these songs. They're standard party songs I've played for a decade or so, and the fans sing along every night. So as a bonus for them we rolled tape for a few nights and put these on the album so they could hear themselves sing....." Note: SHOULD'VE = contraction of SHOULD HAVE. Case closed. Next? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-02-2005, 04:41 PM	#43
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Should of is improper grammar. Should have is not. That's all. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-02-2005, 01:07 PM	#31
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And really dumb.

08-02-2005, 01:11 PM	#32
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you.

08-02-2005, 01:17 PM	#33
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	But don't get so annoying that you get banned. Just annoying enough to annoy me, and give Syc masturbation fodder.

08-02-2005, 01:18 PM	#34
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Oh yeah baby! Oh! I'm so turned on! Oh! Oh! Oh!

08-02-2005, 04:07 PM	#37
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".

08-02-2005, 04:14 PM	#38
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Call me crazy, but I could have sworn that she said she paraphrased it... And that was noble of you to remove the sentence where you called her a moron, Tony. It's a baby step, but I'm real proud of ya, man!

08-02-2005, 04:21 PM	#39
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yes, she paraphrased the "cowboy" into a "cowgirl", but insisted in her post that the title included "OF". I removed the "moron" because it was redundant.

08-02-2005, 04:26 PM	#40
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You apparently need to smoke more weed...or maybe you just need a big hug. Can't help you with either, but I wish you well. And when you're ready to repent, the COTWP is here for you.

08-02-2005, 04:43 PM	#44
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Yeah, and we're big sticklers on that and spelling here. You see that Zip is still here, right?

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