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russotto · 05-26-2004, 01:03 PM

You want real destruction of property and risking a catastrophe.... put some doe scent on car.

Beestie · 05-26-2004, 01:59 PM

Skip the DNA traceble fluids - go with scrambled raw eggs or blended chicken livers or, for special occasions, both.

OnyxCougar · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf

Better safe than sorry. Oh, I forgot. These are just "pranks," not property destruction, theft by unlawful taking, vandalism, or grand theft auto.

The owner of the damaged or otherwise inconvenienced vehicle will just have a hearty laugh with Kitsune and say "hey, that was really funny. Let's go toiletpaper some dude's house next!!"

I love you Wolf. I really do.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2004, 04:32 PM

Right on Wolf & Onyx. If you have a problem with me and therefore fuck with my car, you are the lowest form of pond scum.

lumberjim · 05-26-2004, 04:36 PM

but he doesn't have a problem with the owner, he has a problem with his car.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2004, 04:42 PM

Horseshit.:p

lumberjim · 05-26-2004, 04:44 PM

what, smear it on the windsheild? put a big pile next to the driver door?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2004, 04:47 PM

It's impossible to convince someone of the truth, when their livelyhood tells them otherwise.

lumberjim · 05-26-2004, 04:52 PM

aw, now why ya gotta go there? i can't lie at my job. everyone is expecting that. I have to hold myself to a higher standard.

I know the truth. i can handle the truth. I suggested that he just find the guy and talk to him, but he wanted fun ideas.......

buzzkill :p

05-26-2004, 01:59 PM	#32
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Skip the DNA traceble fluids - go with scrambled raw eggs or blended chicken livers or, for special occasions, both. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-26-2004, 04:32 PM	#34
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Right on Wolf & Onyx. If you have a problem with me and therefore fuck with my car, you are the lowest form of pond scum. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-26-2004, 04:36 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	but he doesn't have a problem with the owner, he has a problem with his car. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-26-2004, 04:42 PM	#36
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Horseshit.:p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-26-2004, 04:44 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what, smear it on the windsheild? put a big pile next to the driver door? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-26-2004, 01:03 PM	#31
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	You want real destruction of property and risking a catastrophe.... put some doe scent on car.

05-26-2004, 04:47 PM	#38
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's impossible to convince someone of the truth, when their livelyhood tells them otherwise. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-26-2004, 04:52 PM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	aw, now why ya gotta go there? i can't lie at my job. everyone is expecting that. I have to hold myself to a higher standard. I know the truth. i can handle the truth. I suggested that he just find the guy and talk to him, but he wanted fun ideas....... buzzkill :p __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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