Should lumberjim be booted from Cellar?

[blue]

Just went through that with my wife's Mom Dag....it's hard, hope it works out ok...didn't in our case, but my wife took that family leave thing and spent every single last day with her...something to look into if you haven't considered it yet, she was SO glad she did.

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by sycamore
Jim, you:

a) don't know when to quit
b) refuse to quit, even though you know when to do so
c) are truly malicious
d) are some or all of the above

Now granted, maybe you're different, IRL. But I think you've shown enough of your true self here for me to say, "You know, that's not the kind of person I want to be buddies with."

well, that's a shame. you can only take a joke when you;re not involved, it would seem.

YOU

BIG

BABY

[elSicomoro]

I can take a joke just fine, thanks. There's plenty of evidence here to support that.

And hey, if calling me a big baby makes you feel better, have at it.

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by sycamore
I can take a joke just fine, thanks. There's plenty of evidence here to support that.

yeah, like when dave joked about you being unemployed and you told HIM you weren't his friend anymore? I see.

yeah, you're cool. not.

[elSicomoro]

Getting yourself ready for the Oscars, eh?

[ladysycamore]

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
My sincere condolences.

But you probably shouldn't blame Jim for not knowing about Brian or your mother.

That's true, but didn't Brian say that Dagney need some vibes a couple of weeks ago? Never mind that we didn't know what for, but asking people for vibes is usually not about anything good.

Ah well.

[OnyxCougar]

Originally posted by Dagney
why the fuck am I sitting here at work crying over something this trite?

Because you're not crying over this bullshit. You're crying because you're sick, your mom is sick and because your marriage is under severe stress.

The problems are identified.

Your anger and frustration and fear and all the negative emotions are coming out at Jim because he's (unwittingly) done things that have added more stress to an already over-the-top situation.

Yes, Jim is a shit stirrer, yes he's juvenile sometimes, but sweetie, he is not the cause of your problems.

Get off the cellar and go to the bathroom and cry. Don't feed into the shitstorm right now.

PM me any instant messenger details (or email) and we'll talk privately. OK?

[staceyv]

i love your choice of words there!!!!
"shitstirrer"
maybe we could implant that next to his screen name?? UT?

[Tomas Rueda]

I really should not disturb this site;

My heart and most deep condolences go to Dagney, Hope things turn for the better.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Should lumberjim be booted from Cellar?

No, and nobody else either.
Listen up folks, I’m only going through this one time. This is the fucking internet! It is escapism, as much as TV, or movies, or books, or a hobby. It is not reality, it is not your real life, this is “Cheers”. Stop in for a drink and laugh at the locals, or lurk at a side table. If someone is willing, you can discuss something trivial or serious. You can ask advice, bitch about life, rave about the Yankees or decry the decline of western civilization. Stop in for a quickie or tie one on till last call. Remember to tip your bartender.
You’re here to be entertained or in some cases to entertain, so there’s no need to be hostile. You get plenty of that in the real world that’s waiting outside the Cellar. If you stop in, and find your not in the mood, go home. That way you’ll always be welcome back.

OK, I've said my piece. If you don't agree, fuck ya, ya moron.

[blue]

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
No, and nobody else either.
Listen up folks,

HOLY CRAP....that's what I was trying to say.

You're so fucking eloquent Bruce.

Brian say that Dagney need some vibes

See, this vibe, bitchy, we need to get along crap really torques me the wrong way.

Shut up, fuck off, go away...doesn't seem to work with the twits...they just keep hangin on, so I think UT needs to put xoxoBruce and Slang in charge of cybersecurity.

I'll be backup...in the corner with Wolf....one of us will be subduing the other, but available if needed.

[Undertoad]

They ARE in charge, they just don't know it yet

[Skunks]

Apparently, nobody learned with the dave nonsense how much this shit sucks.

Seriously. Hardly any time has passed since the last bit of needless melodrama: I see the same cage of baboons. Normally they just play frisbee with their feces, but today they're waging cagal thermoshitular war. Shit is graffitied on the wall, crude drawings in excrement. Stool for breakfast, lunch, and dinner: forced on young and innocent passersby, or sold for a buck fifty at the Café de Merde.

In the end, you'll have done amazing things with ordure, but it's still a lot of crap. You smell funny, and after you shower you're back where you started. At best, one or two of the people with weak noses have been chased off, but what sort of progress is that?


Ahem.

(I guess I took too long typing, but I'm too proud of my scheisse to throw it away now.)

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
No, and nobody else either.
Listen up folks, I’m only going through this one time. This is the fucking internet! It is escapism, as much as TV, or movies, or books, or a hobby. It is not reality, it is not your real life, this is “Cheers”. Stop in for a drink and laugh at the locals, or lurk at a side table. If someone is willing, you can discuss something trivial or serious. You can ask advice, bitch about life, rave about the Yankees or decry the decline of western civilization. Stop in for a quickie or tie one on till last call. Remember to tip your bartender.
You’re here to be entertained or in some cases to entertain, so there’s no need to be hostile. You get plenty of that in the real world that’s waiting outside the Cellar. If you stop in, and find your not in the mood, go home. That way you’ll always be welcome back.

OK, I've said my piece. If you don't agree, fuck ya, ya moron.

Love ya, Bruce! I'd be stranded with you on a desert island any day!

[lumberjim]

egardless, the cat is out of the bag now......but i dont think i'll fuck off and die. i think i'll make you look so bad that YOU fuck off. hMMM?

Dag,

I said this when I was pissed. Sorry. I really won't do anything to purposefully make you look bad. That's not me. Seriously. I fuck around a lot, but that kind of thing is malicious, nonproductive, and unfunny.

To be clear, this is not a request for an apology on your part. Hate on. Nor is it an apology for the rest of my posts. I just want to assure you that I will not give you any more shit than I give anyone else. I plan to behave as if this day did not happen.

sycamore however, can kiss my ass...... I have a step stool if he can't reach, and a whole day off tomorrow.


edit: to point out the utter lack of smilies.