How can a Pepto-Pink toy line be anything but evil? - Page 3

wolf · 01-06-2004, 12:07 AM

Barbie also failed to stunt my development ...

It's a toy. I knew it was a toy. So did my sister.

How you raise your kids along with their own personality traits defines their adolecent/adult lives.

My Barbies hung out with the folks down at the Johnny West Corral and had some really cool adventures in the Barbie Camper.

dar512 · 01-06-2004, 09:19 AM

A little girl walks into a toy store and asks for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. The guy behind the counter is puzzled and says,"I thought Barbie comes with Ken?" The girl says, "No, she fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe."

darclauz · 01-06-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by dar512
A little girl walks into a toy store and asks for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. The guy behind the counter is puzzled and says,"I thought Barbie comes with Ken?" The girl says, "No, she fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe."

based on the previous joke, we have chosen the following careers as matching your tempermant:

5. Boy Scout Leader
4. Priest and/or Religious Leader
3. PTA Leader
2. Toy Store Clerk
1. Michael Jackson

darclauz · 01-06-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by wolf
Barbie also failed to stunt my development ...

It's a toy. I knew it was a toy. So did my sister.

How you raise your kids along with their own personality traits defines their adolecent/adult lives.

My Barbies hung out with the folks down at the Johnny West Corral and had some really cool adventures in the Barbie Camper.

if my daughter turns out as well as you, Wolf, i will consider it a job well done.

darclauz · 01-06-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
That's a scary example. I really hope you don't think you can program the kid.

Dar, maybe the extent of your rage stems from your dislike of the dirtyrottensomafabitch to begin with. Of course that doesn't excuse her behavour.

My college roomates gave me a Barbie for my 19th birthday and look...nevermind

see?????????????

barbies turn you into

Bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yer prolly right. however, i still hate barbies.

wolf · 01-06-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by darclauz

if my daughter turns out as well as you, Wolf, i will consider it a job well done.

I think that is probably the highest compliment I have ever been paid. Thank you dar!

dar512 · 01-06-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by darclauz

based on the previous joke, we have chosen the following careers as matching your tempermant:

5. Boy Scout Leader
4. Priest and/or Religious Leader
3. PTA Leader
2. Toy Store Clerk
1. Michael Jackson

Oh, please. It was funny. Laugh.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-06-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by dar512

Oh, please. It was funny. Laugh.

Yes it was. So was the response. I laughed at both.

OnyxCougar · 01-06-2004, 06:03 PM

OK, do this:

Tell Melissa in full view of every family member that you've asked her nicely before, so now you're telling her: if she buys any more Barbie related ANYTHING for freddie, you will beat her ass into next week.

And then follow through.

This will accomplish several things:

(1) Remind everyone that you do not want Barbie in your home.
(2) Remind everyone that they are already aware of this and that bitchface is just doing it to be a bitch,
(3) Give her no cause for surprise when you knock her ass flat when she brings the Barbie car, townhome or whatever else.
(4) Give her no room for bitching because you warned her stupid ass first.
(5) Provide evidence that you mean what you say.
(6) Bet the bitch won't buy Barbie shit again for freddie

(7) Provide hours of satisfaction afterwards watching her face swell up. Take lots of pictures.

juju · 01-06-2004, 06:52 PM

(8) Get arrested for assault and battery.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-06-2004, 08:42 PM

(7a) Hide the body.

lumberjim · 01-06-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz

i do not have any form of eating disorder, i am a strong minded career woman, i drive a sensible car and i couldnt give a shit about how long my legs are...

there's some kind of lesbian accusation joke here, but i just can't bring myself to do it.

elSicomoro · 01-06-2004, 09:56 PM

(7b) Don't get caught.

Sun_Sparkz · 01-06-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

there's some kind of lesbian accusation joke here, but i just can't bring myself to do it.

Elspode · 01-06-2004, 10:46 PM

OC, if only the world spun the way it should, your wonderful step by step program would be a great way to go, but since Dar has already noted that the bitch is kowtowed to by everyone in the family, leveling such threats and raising such a huge stink in front of the whole family would very likely result in everyone declaring Dar to be the bitch, and the real bitch to be the offended party.

People often suck.

01-06-2004, 12:07 AM	#31
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Barbie also failed to stunt my development ... It's a toy. I knew it was a toy. So did my sister. How you raise your kids along with their own personality traits defines their adolecent/adult lives. My Barbies hung out with the folks down at the Johnny West Corral and had some really cool adventures in the Barbie Camper. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-06-2004, 10:46 PM	#45
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	OC, if only the world spun the way it should, your wonderful step by step program would be a great way to go, but since Dar has already noted that the bitch is kowtowed to by everyone in the family, leveling such threats and raising such a huge stink in front of the whole family would very likely result in everyone declaring Dar to be the bitch, and the real bitch to be the offended party. People often suck. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-06-2004, 09:19 AM	#32
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	A little girl walks into a toy store and asks for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. The guy behind the counter is puzzled and says,"I thought Barbie comes with Ken?" The girl says, "No, she fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe."

01-06-2004, 06:03 PM	#39
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	OK, do this: Tell Melissa in full view of every family member that you've asked her nicely before, so now you're telling her: if she buys any more Barbie related ANYTHING for freddie, you will beat her ass into next week. And then follow through. This will accomplish several things: (1) Remind everyone that you do not want Barbie in your home. (2) Remind everyone that they are already aware of this and that bitchface is just doing it to be a bitch, (3) Give her no cause for surprise when you knock her ass flat when she brings the Barbie car, townhome or whatever else. (4) Give her no room for bitching because you warned her stupid ass first. (5) Provide evidence that you mean what you say. (6) Bet the bitch won't buy Barbie shit again for freddie (7) Provide hours of satisfaction afterwards watching her face swell up. Take lots of pictures.

01-06-2004, 06:52 PM	#40
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	(8) Get arrested for assault and battery.

01-06-2004, 08:42 PM	#41
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	(7a) Hide the body.

01-06-2004, 09:56 PM	#43
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	(7b) Don't get caught.

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