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Old 06-05-2014, 07:00 PM   #1
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lj, you're a man, a real man. you have a heart, brains and an asshole. we've seen all those parts of you at one time or another; this time, it was the asshole that was on display.
WAIT A MINUTE!

You've seen my asshole? I haven't seen it since I was a little kid. How'd you see it?


seriously though, Vaj, since I have a bit more time now... though the fuck you was sincere, I was busy at work at the time. sorry... sore subject for you, i know. But I've been thinking about your overreaction to my comment, and I've decided that I should overreact too. so here goes, dickless:

I was pointing out to Ali that what she said sounded cunty. those were the words I used. 'That sounded really cunty'. I didn't say that's a cunty thing to say. I didnt say 'you're a cunt for saying that'. I was just pointing out that it came over cold.

as for you, though. you ARE a cunt. you can pick whichever ...urban dictionary, oxford, scrabble dictionary definition you like. what I mean specifically is that you are tentative, smarmy, passive aggressive, judgmental, and pedantic. and you smell like fish.

I've decided. I had a vote, and it was unanimous. CUNT cunt CUnt. 3 nil

You say that's an asshole thing to say. I'm not too thin skinned or stupid to get it. I DID, as it happens, understand the difference. I thought I had pointed it out. You were pushing the edge of what I said. you framed it differently, but the intention was clearly to call me an asshole. ...more clearly than any intent I had of calling Ali cunty. hence my use of the word 'experimenting' ... how close to calling me an asshole can you come ....without actually calling me an asshole?

AS for calling me stupid goes? I'm smarter than you. I am. In several ways. but the most relevant way at this time is that I'm smarter with my sense of people. I get them more quickly and accurately than you do. I don't over analyze things the way you do. I don't think twice before speaking. I'm more honest. you're whole vibe is contrived. It smacks of effort. effort tinged with desperation.

so, keep my name out of your mouth from now on, huh? I don't want to be your friend.

Ali, I'm sorry if you interpreted what I said as my calling YOU cunty.

I said it like a friend. pointing out that his friend may have come across a little cunty. Like saying, 'you've got a booger' or 'you're being kind of obnoxious, settle down.'
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:13 PM   #2
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Don't make me come down there for you either, tough guy.

Get Brett Weir, I said!
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:32 PM   #3
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[twocents] I think telling your man he isn't a 'real man' is akin to a man telling you that you're a poor excuse for a woman. And both are totally disrespectful, and degrading. Meaner than the normal ' well fuck you ya asshole' or 'bite me, bitch.' It's where you reach way down to the bottom of the insult bag to question their role in humanity, and how they stack up to others of your gender...like you're just waiting for that 'real man' or 'real woman' to come along, and you're currently settling for a subhuman. Something most of us don't need as we question our fitness for society every day anyway. If you can't have respect in your relationship, you ain't gonna have anything. [/twocents]

This is all generally speaking and just my view. Your mileage will absolutely vary.
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:59 PM   #4
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y'know, maybe I was wrong. I thought I knew what lj meant by "cunty", a word I'd never heard before, but took in context to mean something like the root "cunt" that the adjective closely resembles. But as I thought about it more, I decided to look it up. It turns out, to my astonishment, "cunty" is not only a real word, but that it's recently been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.

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But the crown jewels in the new additions (and the words I'm most likely to use in my day-to-day life) are the Four Cunts — cunty, cuntish, cunted, and cunting. "Cunty" is a word with which uses a naughty word to mean "highly objectionable or unpleasant." "Cuntish" is a word that can be used to describe an "objectionable person or behavior." "Cunted" is slang for being under the influence of drugs or alcohol. And "cunting," like its cousins "fucking" or "motherfucking" is an intensifier that means "very much."

I'm cunting delighted.

maybe lj tried to offer some some feedback, saying that ali's remark was "highly objectionable or unpleasant", and simply chose the most insulting-sounding way possible to do so.
by the way, I looked up "asshole" too. I meant it the way it's defined:

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ass·hole
--snip--

adjective
3. Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
in that case, I still object to the insult.
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:37 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:38 PM   #6
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:36 PM   #7
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Wow, what a furor caused by a woman having a bitch to her friends about an issue she's been having with her husband. lol

Sometimes i think you lot dont have enough other stuff to argue about. Haha

Seriously though, my husband is quite clueless about home maintenance. A thing i never knew about him till quite some time after we married due to the fact that my home had always been well maintained. I come from a family of handymen. It is extremely frustrating to be with someone who cant even mow the lawn properly.
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:52 PM   #8
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...someone who cant even mow the lawn properly.
That's it right there, real men eat pussy and --

What do you mean it's not Aussie slang for that?
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:05 PM   #9
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>laff Ali< I am married to Mr Unhandy, my solution was to be the handy one. Now if he does not vacuum the floor and finish the dishes I will be the cunty one
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:19 PM   #10
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... Sometimes i think you lot dont have enough other stuff to argue about. ...
They're all on report for talking about cunt and pussy when they know poor ol' Flint is going through withdrawal. It's a cold, cold Cellar.
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:28 PM   #11
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Me too Nirvana, and I can cope, and I teach my kids also, so that their future wives don't have to be in my position. Problem is, he doesn't do housework either. He basically goes to work, goes fishing and sits on his arse. My increased levels of frustration are associated with trying to start up this business etc. When all i had to do was look after the kids and home it was not such a big deal. Now I have less time, and I'm tired and cranky. That's about it.
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:31 PM   #12
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"He basically goes to work, goes fishing and sits on his arse."
He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:54 PM   #13
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He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.

I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink.
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Old 06-06-2014, 10:59 AM   #14
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He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.
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I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink.
Wtf? Ya don't need no sink to fix a sammitch...


...ohputthatgunawayI'mkiddin'.
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:39 PM   #15
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I wasn't offended Jim. I was being bitchy. You were right on that point.

V, honestly, I'm not as fragile as you might think. While I appreciate you trying to protect me, I'm ok. Don't worry about it.
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