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Old 04-16-2003, 07:14 PM   #31
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If you screw me twice......it's Street Sweeper time, baby.
(slang daydreams of the time when SSs were legal......and sighs)
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Old 04-16-2003, 07:16 PM   #32
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Don't tell me they're not!
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Old 04-16-2003, 07:30 PM   #33
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     It's only illegal if you get caught with it. Oh wait, that's not entirely true. Still, close enough.
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Old 04-16-2003, 08:19 PM   #34
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I asked you not to tell me that.
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Old 04-17-2003, 07:51 AM   #35
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Pay him no mind. Thats just internet rumormongering. Any restriction would have to be unconstitutional, wouldn't it.
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Old 04-17-2003, 03:10 PM   #36
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Perhaps you are unaware of the upside of dating insane women?
There is no upside. I just put one in my past.

And yeah, chaos is, by it's nature, uncontrollable. But I did use quotes around the term, being aware of that fact...
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Old 04-17-2003, 05:26 PM   #37
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There is no upside.
     That may be your opinion now,(and I actually agree with it) but I bet it wasn't in the first month of that realationship. I know 'cause I been there. We're stupid that way.
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Old 04-17-2003, 05:27 PM   #38
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Thats just internet rumormongering.
Whew!! that's a relief. Next they'll be telling me I can't have a machine gun anymore.
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Old 04-17-2003, 08:00 PM   #39
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Things that go bang.

     As long as you don't store the machine gun's along side two tons of fertilizer or in the hands of faithful followers you'll do fine. They get touchy about that other stuff though. It's a shame, it might be fun to have some brainwashed nut's willing to do whatever I order. Did I say that out loud? Oh well.
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Old 04-17-2003, 08:51 PM   #40
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Let's see...
Whit Krishna
Whit Krishna
Whit Whit
Krishna Krishna
Must say it's got a nice ring to it. Hmmmmm
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Old 04-17-2003, 09:30 PM   #41
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Hmm...

     Let me see...
Person 1: Can you hlep me? I'm lost.
Person 2: Have you tried Whit Krishna?
     Doesn't really have a ring to it does it? Ah, what the hell. I like it anyway.
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Old 04-18-2003, 12:25 AM   #42
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I might be willing to sign on, just so long as whit krishnas get to eat meat, and we each get our own machine gun.

I'm not one for the vegetarian muck/passivity thing ...
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Old 04-18-2003, 10:22 AM   #43
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We're good then.

     Of course you'd get a machine gun, it's one of whit krishna's tenants that the focusing aspect of targeting is key to the centering and balancing of one's mind. (See? It all comes full circle.) So not only would you have to have one, it would be part of your religous doctrine to practice with it.
     As far as eating meat goes, without meat it's a snack. No meat, no meal. I can snack on a salad, but for a top notch meal I need steak. (Rare is best)
     Passivity? Heh, I had to wash a little bit of blood out of my workout clothes just yesterday. Don't concearn yourself with that.
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Old 04-18-2003, 10:43 AM   #44
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Old 04-18-2003, 04:35 PM   #45
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If you're only going to eat veggies then you don't need.....hell, make that don't deserve a machine gun.
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