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Old 01-18-2013, 12:00 AM   #31
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I'm saving my pennies...I haven't had an offer like that in about 30 years and she wasn't nearly as beautiful as you are.
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:52 AM   #32
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sundae is so full of it. she'd make a GREAT mom.
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:05 AM   #33
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I agree totally
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:37 AM   #34
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Sorry for your pain Sarge.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:51 AM   #35
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I'm saving my pennies...I haven't had an offer like that in about 30 years and she wasn't nearly as beautiful as you are.
Hey, you banged a woman who had freckles and big titties. I got thread veins and saggy dugs. But then again, I'm offering, which I understand is pretty irrestible.
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sundae is so full of it. she'd make a GREAT mom.
You don't hear what I say to Diz. Poor little chap would be at the shrink already if he could understand me.
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:35 PM   #36
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I do admit I would like another son, but I'm almost 53. I guess I should sit back and wait for grandkids.
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