I Shouldn't Judge You But I Will - Page 3

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:21 AM

aha! I have it.

monster · 02-28-2011, 10:22 AM

I'm failing in my procrastination today. Although i haven't actually started on the form yes and it must be filed today

Pete Zicato · 02-28-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I'm failing in my procrastination today. Although i haven't actually started on the form yes and it must be filed today

Have I been in a coma and it's actually April 14th? Or maybe this is something special for furrners?

monster · 02-28-2011, 11:29 AM

The form is ready to mail. Obviously this is the cure for procrastination.

monster · 02-28-2011, 12:00 PM

this is Michigan withholding for businesses

Clodfobble · 02-28-2011, 01:21 PM

You can judge my fucking bank. I want to file my taxes and get my refund, but I'm waiting on forms that the bastards are required by law to send by January 30th, but every year they come sometime in March. I want my money, bitches!

Pete Zicato · 02-28-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You can judge my fucking bank. I want to file my taxes and get my refund, but I'm waiting on forms that the bastards are required by law to send by January 30th, but every year they come sometime in March. I want my money, bitches!

Well, you could report them.

http://www.irs.gov/help/article/0,,id=96730,00.html

HungLikeJesus · 02-28-2011, 02:55 PM

That was then, but now there's a Walmart on that far ridge, next to the McDonald's with the bright plastic patio furniture.

Sundae · 02-28-2011, 03:15 PM

Fuck 'em then Glatt.
In a nice way.
If'n you can save money by doing Maine then do so - you have plenty of time to do Europe as adults - give the kids something they'll love rather than flying them halfway around the world for something that they might not appreciate (not a comment on your children, I know they are smart.)

Put the money saved into their college funds...
Or better yet, renew your vows in London with it

And I hope to do this job for years yet, so I might not be able to host anything, but I have all school holidays free and hopefully at least enough for travel/ a meal.

Clodfobble · 02-28-2011, 05:14 PM

Harrumph. That's one of those words that's only a word because enough people were using it wrongly that it's considered evolved. Used to be--in the good old days--when we walked a mile uphill both ways in the snow--that the noun was marinade and the verb was marinate. Next you'll be telling me it's acceptable to spell judgment with an e... rassa frassa kids these days...

Pete Zicato · 02-28-2011, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Harrumph. That's one of those words that's only a word because enough people were using it wrongly that it's considered evolved. Used to be--in the good old days--when we walked a mile uphill both ways in the snow--that the noun was marinade and the verb was marinate. Next you'll be telling me it's acceptable to spell judgment with an e... rassa frassa kids these days...

See. That's what I was thinking when I saw that. But I looked it up in the on-line Merriam Webster, and they have marinade as both a noun and a verb.

glatt · 02-28-2011, 08:15 PM

I meant to type marinate, but I wasn't thinking. I'm pleased to see my mistake is actually correct.

Shawnee123 · 03-01-2011, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Harrumph. That's one of those words that's only a word because enough people were using it wrongly that it's considered evolved. Used to be--in the good old days--when we walked a mile uphill both ways in the snow--that the noun was marinade and the verb was marinate. Next you'll be telling me it's acceptable to spell judgment with an e... rassa frassa kids these days...

Hahahahhahaaa! I feel the same way about "irregardless."

IT'S NOT A WORD. People use it to sound wicked smaht, but any fool knows that "regardless" suffices and needs not no "ir."

Oh, and "anyways." Why do people feel the need to add the S?

What, this is not the What Words Are Pissing You Off Today thread?

'Scuse.

monster · 02-28-2011, 06:03 PM

Clodfobble's bank is clearly marinading her tax documentation in a cesspool of incompetance brought on by them all being People of Walmart. The situation will only be resolve when People Of Walmart is officialy recognized as an ethnicity which qualifies them for a free goverment brain cell top-up program. In the meanwhile, her bank manager needs to get his lazy ass out of the leather seat of his golf cart that bears his imprint all too clearly, repay the money that he "borrowed" from Ms Fobble's account and get her damn paperwork in order and in the mail stat. And then maybe request a refund from the "university" he bought his banking degree from.

HungLikeJesus · 02-28-2011, 10:39 PM

You can wordify anything if you just verb it.

02-28-2011, 10:21 AM	#1
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02-28-2011, 10:22 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm failing in my procrastination today. Although i haven't actually started on the form yes and it must be filed today __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2011, 11:29 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The form is ready to mail. Obviously this is the cure for procrastination. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2011, 12:00 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	this is Michigan withholding for businesses __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2011, 01:21 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You can judge my fucking bank. I want to file my taxes and get my refund, but I'm waiting on forms that the bastards are required by law to send by January 30th, but every year they come sometime in March. I want my money, bitches! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-28-2011, 02:55 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That was then, but now there's a Walmart on that far ridge, next to the McDonald's with the bright plastic patio furniture. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-28-2011, 03:15 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Fuck 'em then Glatt. In a nice way. If'n you can save money by doing Maine then do so - you have plenty of time to do Europe as adults - give the kids something they'll love rather than flying them halfway around the world for something that they might not appreciate (not a comment on your children, I know they are smart.) Put the money saved into their college funds... Or better yet, renew your vows in London with it And I hope to do this job for years yet, so I might not be able to host anything, but I have all school holidays free and hopefully at least enough for travel/ a meal.

02-28-2011, 05:14 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Harrumph. That's one of those words that's only a word because enough people were using it wrongly that it's considered evolved. Used to be--in the good old days--when we walked a mile uphill both ways in the snow--that the noun was marinade and the verb was marinate. Next you'll be telling me it's acceptable to spell judgment with an e... rassa frassa kids these days... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-28-2011, 08:15 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I meant to type marinate, but I wasn't thinking. I'm pleased to see my mistake is actually correct.

02-28-2011, 06:03 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Clodfobble's bank is clearly marinading her tax documentation in a cesspool of incompetance brought on by them all being People of Walmart. The situation will only be resolve when People Of Walmart is officialy recognized as an ethnicity which qualifies them for a free goverment brain cell top-up program. In the meanwhile, her bank manager needs to get his lazy ass out of the leather seat of his golf cart that bears his imprint all too clearly, repay the money that he "borrowed" from Ms Fobble's account and get her damn paperwork in order and in the mail stat. And then maybe request a refund from the "university" he bought his banking degree from. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2011, 10:39 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You can wordify anything if you just verb it. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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