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Old 02-28-2011, 01:52 PM   #1
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I'll attempt to answer the sucide bomber vs abe question.

First off abe's son did not get sacraficed. It was a test to see how serious abe really was. Kind of like a weed out coarse in college. If your going to be an engineer, they want you to be an excellent engineer.. not a half arsed lego builder. Therefore you go through certain test to see if you have what it takes. And that is what God dose is test us. He will never test us beyond our limits.

Suicde Bombers are lead astray by there leaders.. in totall annilation the code to self destruct is "control alt delete" deletleing one's self is like earseing your name off of the book of life there fore you are hell bond.

God's goal and the goal of most God fearing relegions is to go to Heaven and to take as many up with us as possible. Therefor Islam is evil for calling it's people to "cntrl alt delete" themselfves in the name of God. So is charles manson but maynson is an evil nazi not a christian.

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Old 02-28-2011, 09:36 PM   #2
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... First off abe's son did not get sacraficed. It was a test to see how serious abe really was. ...
But wasn't it an incomplete test? Why didn't God let Abraham kill his son and then simply resurrect Abraham's son as God is purported to have done with his own son Jesus? Does God have a convenient set of double standards ... one for his own son and another for Abraham's son?
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... And that is what God dose is test us. He will never test us beyond our limits. Suicde Bombers are lead astray by there leaders ...
Does that imply God was afraid that Abraham would, in hindsight, have changed his mind about following God if Abraham had actually killed for him? That's not a problem with suicide bombers; so, maybe they're just God's Test 2.0 (new and improved).
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... deletleing one's self is like earseing your name off of the book of life there fore you are hell bond. ...
God is entitled to change His mind about that to suit the times we live in.
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... Islam is evil for calling it's people to "cntrl alt delete" themselfves in the name of God. ...
Yet without evil there'd be no martyrs. God moves in mysterious ways ... who are you to second guess Him.
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:19 PM   #3
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Can the pot say to the potter why did you create me like this.. dose the potter not have the right to make some pots for noble purposes and some to just crush???
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:25 PM   #4
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Can the pot say to the potter why did you create me like this.. dose the potter not have the right to make some pots for noble purposes and some to just crush???
Sweetheart, that's not really the pot talking, you know. Well not the ceramic pot anyway. Pots can't talk. They don't have vocal chords or tongues. Do you think you might enjoy a nice lie down?
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Old 02-16-2011, 02:11 AM   #5
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You just can't fake this kind of crazy. JBklyde is my new favorite nut bar....

Sorty, monster...you've been ousted.
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:19 PM   #6
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did someone mention pot?
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:23 PM   #7
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:32 PM   #8
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Hang on, is this about Voldemog?
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:44 AM   #9
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I just wanted to see how long it would take him to go from actually answering a question to answering a question with a question. It took only one iteration: his shit is weak.
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Old 03-04-2011, 02:31 PM   #10
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It's not weak it's just that God gave us the Bible to Learn from and your twisting it like you have the right to rewright it. I choose not to enguage any further into that cokkamania.
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Old 03-05-2011, 09:11 AM   #11
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It's not weak it's just that God gave us the Bible to Learn from and your twisting it like you have the right to rewright it. I choose not to enguage any further into that cokkamania.
Bullshit. Man wrote the Bible. Not God. Even the 4 main actors most likely did not write those chapters themselves. And then there are the chapters that were left out on purpose.
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:16 PM   #12
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Dude, the bible is a collection of the folk legends of ancient middle-eastern tribes, nothing more. It is interesting from a cultural anthropological point of view, but taking it as literally true is nuts.

Don't you dare dispute this. This post is a revelation from the almighty. And because this post tells you this post is a revelation from the almighty, you'd better not question it. Got it?
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:18 PM   #13
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Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011)

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12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:10 PM   #14
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Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011)

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12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”
God didn't write that either.
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Old 03-19-2011, 01:59 AM   #15
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"I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them."

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God didn't write that either.
Yeah, I think that was Gaddafi.
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