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Old 05-24-2010, 08:49 PM   #31
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I wouldn't apophallate you with somebody else's mouth.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:34 PM   #32
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Is that like, 'I wouldn't piss down your throat if your heart was on fire?'
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:39 PM   #33
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a little, only better.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:56 PM   #34
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Her complexion was a chips n dip smorgasbord
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Old 05-25-2010, 01:14 AM   #35
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I wouldn't fuck her with a borrowed dick.

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Did your mother have any children that lived?
Reminded me of dozens from 'Full Metal Jacket'!

A couple leap to mind:

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman] You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. [/Gunnery Sgt. Hartman]

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman] Your ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum. [/Gunnery Sgt. Hartman]
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Old 05-25-2010, 01:18 AM   #36
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I wouldn't apophallate you with somebody else's mouth.
I had to look that up. Stop making me learn stuff.
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:47 AM   #37
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Shoulda a read the slug thread.


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Old 05-25-2010, 03:40 PM   #38
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You don't BELONG in a Rolodex.
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