May 18, 2010: New record burger - Page 3

jinx · 05-20-2010, 10:16 AM

First time I ever saw a potato bug it was coming after me at a campfire I was sitting at alone. We were in a canyon in NM and Jim and gone off to help some friends get to their tent (they had to cross a river in the pitch black and were scared).
I screamed like a woman and killed it with fire. It was awful.

lumberjim · 05-20-2010, 10:26 AM

they're like some nightmarish combination of a cricket, a fire ant and a wasp. blech.

Undertoad · 05-20-2010, 10:55 AM

lumberjim · 05-20-2010, 10:58 AM

Shawnee123 · 05-20-2010, 10:59 AM

JEEZUZ MOTHER OF GAWD.

spudcon · 05-20-2010, 10:45 PM

Potato bugs are the reason God created combat boots!

SPUCK · 05-21-2010, 05:24 AM

They really are kinda sweet bugs.. They look a little bewildered and comical with the white rings around their bodies. They really don't want any part of us.

Now earwigs? They succck!

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2010, 07:00 AM

Don't even get me started on those nasty little earwigs.

TheDaVinciChode · 05-23-2010, 05:07 AM

That burger looks delicious... I love how the meat is slightly charred on the outside... much like a well-cooked BBQ Burger. I bet it eats well.

Now, to figure a way of getting 590lbs of burger into my mouth, then my stomach, without it destroying my 180lbs body... Hm...

spudcon · 05-23-2010, 07:19 AM

How about eating the 590 lb potato bug?

TheDaVinciChode · 05-23-2010, 07:28 AM

Sounds crunchy. I'm eating pasta salad, right now, and there are chunks of cucumber in it. I shall pretend that they're potato bugs.

05-20-2010, 10:16 AM	#31
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	First time I ever saw a potato bug it was coming after me at a campfire I was sitting at alone. We were in a canyon in NM and Jim and gone off to help some friends get to their tent (they had to cross a river in the pitch black and were scared). I screamed like a woman and killed it with fire. It was awful. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-20-2010, 10:26 AM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they're like some nightmarish combination of a cricket, a fire ant and a wasp. blech. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2010, 10:58 AM	#34
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2010, 10:59 AM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	JEEZUZ MOTHER OF GAWD. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-20-2010, 10:45 PM	#36
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Potato bugs are the reason God created combat boots! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-20-2010, 10:55 AM	#33
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

05-21-2010, 05:24 AM	#37
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	They really are kinda sweet bugs.. They look a little bewildered and comical with the white rings around their bodies. They really don't want any part of us. Now earwigs? They succck!

05-21-2010, 07:00 AM	#38
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't even get me started on those nasty little earwigs. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-23-2010, 05:07 AM	#39
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	That burger looks delicious... I love how the meat is slightly charred on the outside... much like a well-cooked BBQ Burger. I bet it eats well. Now, to figure a way of getting 590lbs of burger into my mouth, then my stomach, without it destroying my 180lbs body... Hm... __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

05-23-2010, 07:19 AM	#40
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	How about eating the 590 lb potato bug? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-23-2010, 07:28 AM	#41
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	Sounds crunchy. I'm eating pasta salad, right now, and there are chunks of cucumber in it. I shall pretend that they're potato bugs. __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

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