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Old 01-14-2010, 11:19 PM   #31
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After visiting our site would you really be shocked if you actually saw someone sampling this?
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:56 PM   #32
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Yes you see that correctly. It is an old man with big supple delicious looking breast implants.
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Can't say I've ever been so hungry that I'd describe or consider that as delicious. Or even edible.

In fact I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:27 PM   #33
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After visiting our site would you really be shocked if you actually saw someone sampling this?
Why would anyone be shocked by someone sampling a quilt in Walmart?
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:26 AM   #34
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I guess tw was the one sampling the toilet paper
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:02 AM   #35
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Why would anyone be shocked by someone sampling a quilt in Walmart?
Quilts are dry and chewy. They're not even palatable unless smothered in gravy.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:06 AM   #36
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These pics are pretty funny. To bad they really represent a big part of society. The worst Walmart I have ever been in that represents a lot of these pics is in Waycross GA. They call them swamp people. Scary.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:07 AM   #37
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I wonder if we just notice the "swamp people" more (swamp people...lol) I mean, now that they're all in one spot: where did they go before there were Wal-marts?
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:09 AM   #38
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Good question. I guess they never had a reason to come out and walk around in congregated groups. They probably just sent a single representative to get what they needed from the store. Going to the Walmart is a really big deal to some of these folks.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:16 AM   #39
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True, it's a damn family event.

"Round up the kids, we're going in to the WALMART."

I reckon it's the equivalent of the fact that "going into town" was a big deal in the horse and buggy days, only now with 60% more gross people.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:20 AM   #40
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Would that be considered an evil of public transportation?
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:24 AM   #41
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In these here parts, they gots their own vee-hickles. Typically, they're lined up along the front so someone doesn't have to walk 100 feet to their car. That is the car-sitter's duty. Sitting and staring into space for an hour while the rest of the brood is in the store isn't as idle as it may seem: there's plannin' involved.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:28 AM   #42
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That shit pisses me off. It is called a "fire lane" for a reason folks. Not just becuase it is a shorter walk to the door.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:32 AM   #43
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I see left and right can agree to mock human beings. This is a lovely koombyah moment.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:33 AM   #44
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FTW

Well, if it walks like a duck...these people exist! Maybe when they're car-sitting they're secretly mocking ME!
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:35 AM   #45
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I can see it now...

"Hey Gertrude, look at that dumb ass walking from the back of the parking lot. Ha, ha, ha...."
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