Would it fucking kill you to put the fucking CDs back in their fucking sleeves? - Page 3

kerosene · 12-16-2009, 06:00 PM

I never thought about it that way. And yeah, casi is right. I would make something to put CDs in, but it would just be another empty case laying around.

Crimson Ghost · 12-16-2009, 06:06 PM

But then you could make something to put that in, and something to put that one in, and then you divide by zero, and humanity is wiped from existence.

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea....

kerosene · 12-16-2009, 06:07 PM

I like it, too, CG. I will get to work on that right away.

monster · 12-16-2009, 06:20 PM

How about I consider putting the fucking CDs back in the fucking sleeves the day you put the toilet lid and seat down and replace the goddamn toilet roll?

Tulip · 12-17-2009, 12:16 AM

Funny, I thought the person who would be bitching about this would come from a woman, but it's a man who's bitchin'.

Foot3, I hear ya. We have scratched up and missing cds. My sister doesn't put cds back to its case and when my mom sees a loose cd lying around, she'll stick it into anywhere, whatever case, sleeve, or corner, so the place won't look messy.

footfootfoot · 12-17-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

How about I consider putting the fucking CDs back in the fucking sleeves the day you put the toilet lid and seat down and replace the goddamn toilet roll?

I'm actually the one who keeps the lid down and I'll get right on the toilet paper thing when I finish installing the gizmo that holds the toilet paper in the first place.

Which leads me to another question: Why is it that men, who need to sit on the toilet seat to poop, always remember to check if the seat is down before they sit on it, but women don't?

Tulip · 12-18-2009, 03:35 PM

Because we always sit down, so the seat should always be down, so why check? Now this leads me to wonder. Unless it's in the middle of the night and the woman's eyes are closed while heading to bathroom and use the toilet (it's possilbe, right?), shouldn't a person see if the toilet seat is up or down? Just wondering. I don't live with a man, so the toilet seat is not an issue with me. However, whenever I'm at someone else's home and I must, absolutely need to use the bathroom :p, I can always see if the seat is up or down. Anyhoo, just wondering.

monster · 12-18-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Which leads me to another question: Why is it that men, who need to sit on the toilet seat to poop, always remember to check if the seat is down before they sit on it, but women don't?

Not an issue if the goddamn lid is down....

Crimson Ghost · 12-18-2009, 10:32 PM

You should still look, because if the lids down, that's a mess you'll need to clean up.

You'll be looking in the closet for them decorative towels you got 20 years ago from Aunt Martha, thinking "Eh, she's dead, and I've got a crisis here."

footfootfoot · 12-19-2009, 09:41 AM

Why have rear-view mirrors in cars? You shouldn't need to bother looking in them, it's not an issue if there is no one behind you...

xoxoxoBruce · 12-19-2009, 09:43 AM

Because it's your ass, baby.

richlevy · 12-19-2009, 11:48 AM

Well, I've got the computer disks I need handy in a disk caddy. Move the arrow to a slot, push a button, and up pops your disk. The 50-disk version is about 12 inches from end-to-end.

Wow, all of that storage in a space smaller than my

jujuwwhite · 12-20-2009, 05:59 AM

Thanks guys, ya'll have given me the idea to mess with capnhowdy and take all his cd's out of their proper cases and just randomly put them in the wrong cases so we can actually have something to fight about for the first time!!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-20-2009, 07:48 AM

So you really like that make-up sex, eh?

capnhowdy · 12-21-2009, 06:34 AM

Some people like that 'any kind' sex, Bruce. Just sayin'....

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12-16-2009, 06:06 PM	#32
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	But then you could make something to put that in, and something to put that one in, and then you divide by zero, and humanity is wiped from existence. The more I think about it, the more I like the idea.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-16-2009, 06:20 PM	#34
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	How about I consider putting the fucking CDs back in the fucking sleeves the day you put the toilet lid and seat down and replace the goddamn toilet roll? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2009, 10:32 PM	#39
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	You should still look, because if the lids down, that's a mess you'll need to clean up. You'll be looking in the closet for them decorative towels you got 20 years ago from Aunt Martha, thinking "Eh, she's dead, and I've got a crisis here." __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-19-2009, 09:41 AM	#40
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Why have rear-view mirrors in cars? You shouldn't need to bother looking in them, it's not an issue if there is no one behind you... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-16-2009, 06:00 PM	#31
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I never thought about it that way. And yeah, casi is right. I would make something to put CDs in, but it would just be another empty case laying around.

12-16-2009, 06:07 PM	#33
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I like it, too, CG. I will get to work on that right away.

12-17-2009, 12:16 AM	#35
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Funny, I thought the person who would be bitching about this would come from a woman, but it's a man who's bitchin'. Foot3, I hear ya. We have scratched up and missing cds. My sister doesn't put cds back to its case and when my mom sees a loose cd lying around, she'll stick it into anywhere, whatever case, sleeve, or corner, so the place won't look messy.

12-18-2009, 03:35 PM	#37
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Because we always sit down, so the seat should always be down, so why check? Now this leads me to wonder. Unless it's in the middle of the night and the woman's eyes are closed while heading to bathroom and use the toilet (it's possilbe, right?), shouldn't a person see if the toilet seat is up or down? Just wondering. I don't live with a man, so the toilet seat is not an issue with me. However, whenever I'm at someone else's home and I must, absolutely need to use the bathroom :p, I can always see if the seat is up or down. Anyhoo, just wondering.

12-19-2009, 09:43 AM	#41
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Because it's your ass, baby. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-19-2009, 11:48 AM	#42
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Well, I've got the computer disks I need handy in a disk caddy. Move the arrow to a slot, push a button, and up pops your disk. The 50-disk version is about 12 inches from end-to-end. Wow, all of that storage in a space smaller than my __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-20-2009, 05:59 AM	#43
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	Thanks guys, ya'll have given me the idea to mess with capnhowdy and take all his cd's out of their proper cases and just randomly put them in the wrong cases so we can actually have something to fight about for the first time!! __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

12-20-2009, 07:48 AM	#44
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So you really like that make-up sex, eh? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-21-2009, 06:34 AM	#45
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Some people like that 'any kind' sex, Bruce. Just sayin'.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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