Things you can't say on the cellar: - Page 3

Aliantha · 06-16-2009, 11:47 PM

well it's almost as if that's what you said sometimes...isn't it?

(of course, the cellar isn't the only place it happens. It happens everywhere.)

06-17-2009, 02:53 AM

You can't say that you have 400 of something. If you say that you have 400 of something, that's it, you're gone (at least for a little while).
Welcome to the 400 Club and hasta la vista baby!

spudcon · 06-17-2009, 10:57 AM

"Barack Hussein Obama was a terrible president. His legacy will be recognized in all the history books."

Spexxvet · 06-17-2009, 02:13 PM

Semen depository.

What? Too soon?

Crimson Ghost · 06-18-2009, 03:45 AM

David Carradine reminds me of an Italian salami.
All tied up and hanging in the closet.

Too soon? Oh well.

Gravdigr · 06-19-2009, 09:56 AM

Ya can't say someone looks like a pimp. Or, 'Get it?'

Oh, and Ghostie:

Beestie · 06-19-2009, 10:28 AM

"UT, you ignorant slut."

More than once, I mean.

dar512 · 06-19-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

"UT, you ignorant slut."

More than once, I mean.

Sure you can. You just have to be polite.

"UT, I think if you will examine all the evidence, you will find that it all proves the point I was trying to make - that you are an ignorant slut."

ok. Maybe not.

Sheldonrs · 06-19-2009, 12:25 PM

If someone is a slut, isn't the "more than once" sort of implied?

classicman · 06-19-2009, 12:34 PM

"Mission Accomplished"

Shawnee123 · 06-19-2009, 12:57 PM

Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn.

BigV · 06-19-2009, 01:25 PM

"Your pictures suck."

Aliantha · 06-19-2009, 07:01 PM

you have an ugly baby.

Flint · 06-19-2009, 08:07 PM

Honestly, I haven't found anything. And I've tried.

lumberjim · 06-19-2009, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Semen depository.

What? Too soon?

i found this amusing

06-16-2009, 11:47 PM	#31
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	well it's almost as if that's what you said sometimes...isn't it? (of course, the cellar isn't the only place it happens. It happens everywhere.) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-17-2009, 10:57 AM	#33
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	"Barack Hussein Obama was a terrible president. His legacy will be recognized in all the history books." __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-17-2009, 02:13 PM	#34
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Semen depository. What? Too soon? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-18-2009, 03:45 AM	#35
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	David Carradine reminds me of an Italian salami. All tied up and hanging in the closet. Too soon? Oh well. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-19-2009, 09:56 AM	#36
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya can't say someone looks like a pimp. Or, 'Get it?' Oh, and Ghostie: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-17-2009, 02:53 AM	#32
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	You can't say that you have 400 of something. If you say that you have 400 of something, that's it, you're gone (at least for a little while). Welcome to the 400 Club and hasta la vista baby!

06-19-2009, 10:28 AM	#37
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	"UT, you ignorant slut." More than once, I mean. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-19-2009, 12:25 PM	#39
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	If someone is a slut, isn't the "more than once" sort of implied? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-19-2009, 12:34 PM	#40
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"Mission Accomplished" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-19-2009, 12:57 PM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-19-2009, 01:25 PM	#42
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Your pictures suck." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-19-2009, 07:01 PM	#43
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	you have an ugly baby. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-19-2009, 08:07 PM	#44
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Honestly, I haven't found anything. And I've tried. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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