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lumberjim · 04-17-2009, 10:17 PM

meursalt, I have some questions for you.

1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose? (you don't get to keep the change)

2. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)

4. What was the third question? and your answer?

5. Who, in your real life acquaintance, is smarter than you are?

6. How did you lose your hair?

7. boxers or briefs?

8. Do you have change for a dollar?

9. Why is the sky blue?

10. What color is the number 6?

Meursault · 04-17-2009, 10:56 PM

of course it's a put-on act. all i care about are the viking helmet and rollerblades : D

meursalt, I have some questions for you.

1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change)
but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years.

2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)
your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup.

4. What was the third question? and your answer?
this ^ IS the third question, DUH

5. Who, in your real life acquaintance, is smarter than you are?
a shrink once asked me if i'd ever experienced a hallucination. i asked her how i would have known.

6. How did you lose your hair?
zipper accident

7. boxers or briefs?
ibid #6

8. Do you have change for a dollar?
i always tell panhandlers "sorry. don't have anything smaller than a 50".

9. Why is the sky blue?
because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru.

10. What color is the number 6?
#000000

morethanpretty · 04-18-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Meursault

1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change)
but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years.

You have to have sex in it before you sell it. That is the rule.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)
your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup.

I knew it! Freak, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's just disgusting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

6. How did you lose your hair?
zipper accident

so, you good with velcro, or has that caused problems too?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

9. Why is the sky blue?
because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru.

You expect us to believe that wacko science talk? God did it! God did it all!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

10. What color is the number 6?
#000000

Finally, you make some sense.

Meursault · 04-18-2009, 09:16 PM

does this count?

Sheldonrs · 04-24-2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

does this count?

Sex CAN be exhausting.

morethanpretty · 04-18-2009, 09:22 PM

Yes, but you've got to do it right!

Quote:

'Having sex with a car'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to
mean sex in a car, and sometimes is greeted with skepticism. How can you
have sex with a car? The short answer is, up the tailpipe.
The long answer is much more involved, including techniques,
precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from
screwing a car. Our first subject will be the tailpipe.

Read the whole document before you attempt anything! This is not for the untrained.
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

sugarpop · 04-19-2009, 11:46 AM

footfootfoot · 04-24-2009, 06:25 PM

Oh the humanity...

capnhowdy · 04-25-2009, 09:45 AM

No telling what he'd stick that pencil dick in if he could get across that fence.

Meursault · 04-25-2009, 10:58 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/

04-17-2009, 10:17 PM	#1
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04-17-2009, 10:56 PM	#2
Meursault Cantankerous Incantonator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: n tx Posts: 56	of course it's a put-on act. all i care about are the viking helmet and rollerblades : D meursalt, I have some questions for you. 1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change) but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years. 2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling) your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup. 4. What was the third question? and your answer? this ^ IS the third question, DUH 5. Who, in your real life acquaintance, is smarter than you are? a shrink once asked me if i'd ever experienced a hallucination. i asked her how i would have known. 6. How did you lose your hair? zipper accident 7. boxers or briefs? ibid #6 8. Do you have change for a dollar? i always tell panhandlers "sorry. don't have anything smaller than a 50". 9. Why is the sky blue? because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru. 10. What color is the number 6? #000000 __________________ Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly. Last edited by Meursault; 04-18-2009 at 12:23 AM.

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04-24-2009, 06:25 PM	#8
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04-25-2009, 09:45 AM	#9
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04-25-2009, 10:58 AM	#10
Meursault Cantankerous Incantonator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: n tx Posts: 56	http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/ __________________ Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

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