Shitting at Work - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 08:21 AM

Well Flint. You turn on the water to the sink. You wash your hands. You turn the water off. You have now touched the handle that you touched before with poo-hands, and everyone else's poo hands.

Didja ever think of that? Well didja, huh huh? :p

Griff · 01-02-2009, 08:28 AM

I believe flint advocates turning the water off with your towel on the way out...

HungLikeJesus · 01-02-2009, 08:32 AM

I don't like to touch the bathroom door handle either. I use my mouth instead.

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I believe flint advocates turning the water off with your towel on the way out...

Oh, you're right. I do that too.

Nevermind.

Griff · 01-02-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I don't like to touch the bathroom door handle either. I use my anus instead.

fixed

HungLikeJesus · 01-02-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

fixed

That explains why Flint needs the paper towel.

piercehawkeye45 · 01-02-2009, 07:31 PM

The bathroom where I work has extremely nice bathrooms so I don't mind going there.

Perry Winkle · 01-03-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

The bathroom where I work has extremely nice bathrooms so I don't mind going there.

I always wondered where the bathroom attendant does his business. Now I know.

View Poll Results: Where do you go #2 at work?
I do not defecate at the office	4	17.39%
Anywhere, anytime, no big deal	14	60.87%
Only in a special, out of the way restroom	4	17.39%
In the executive's washroom, no worries	2	8.70%
In a box or other non-standard container	2	8.70%
Other: specify	2	8.70%
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01-02-2009, 08:21 AM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well Flint. You turn on the water to the sink. You wash your hands. You turn the water off. You have now touched the handle that you touched before with poo-hands, and everyone else's poo hands. Didja ever think of that? Well didja, huh huh? :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-02-2009, 08:28 AM	#32
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I believe flint advocates turning the water off with your towel on the way out... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-02-2009, 08:32 AM	#33
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I don't like to touch the bathroom door handle either. I use my mouth instead. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-02-2009, 07:31 PM	#37
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	The bathroom where I work has extremely nice bathrooms so I don't mind going there. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

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