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Old 11-15-2008, 12:33 PM   #31
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They caught the cross-burning asshats. Hang 'em high.
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You may be right. Let's say "make an example" of them.
Yeah instead we could draw and quarter them, mounting the torn pieces of their carcasses around town as an example.
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Old 11-15-2008, 12:44 PM   #32
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I was thinking more of treating them like the human debris they are. Shun them.
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Old 11-15-2008, 12:52 PM   #33
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WoW, that is scary as hell.
More like pathetic.
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Old 11-15-2008, 05:31 PM   #34
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We find the defendant guilty of being a major asshat, and sentence him to five years in prison, with special instructions to the wardens that he share a cell with a ni##er.

A big one.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:57 AM   #35
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Yeah instead we could draw and quarter them, mounting the torn pieces of their carcasses around town as an example.

What are you, British?
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:22 AM   #36
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Didn't you know that?????








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Old 11-17-2008, 11:44 PM   #37
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Well, whaddayeknow....all this time and I haven't had a clue what 'GOP' stands for :P
Yeah, that is one you sooner or later have to ask about. There seems no Democratic Party equivalent.

The parties' animal mascots both got started as jabs taken at them by outside parties, in this case political cartoonists of the late nineteenth century, who embodied establishment Republicans as an elephantine lot, and the Democrats as a convocation of jackasses.
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:46 PM   #38
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Yeah instead we could draw and quarter them, mounting the torn pieces of their carcasses around town as an example.
But instead of carrying their pieces to the four extremities of the realm, we can be all modern, and FedEx them there.
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:11 AM   #39
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But instead of carrying their pieces to the four extremities of the realm, we can be all modern, and FedEx them there.

lol. Thanks for that delightful image UG:P
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:09 AM   #40
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Well there is always the "Tie them to an anthill and slather them with peanut butter" option.
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:11 AM   #41
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Dip 'em in honey, roll 'em in bird seed, and throw 'em to the gerbils.

Who will become ROUS by the time they've finished all that birdseed.
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:27 PM   #42
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Yeah, but some people like that sort of thing.

And instead of Fed-ex, could we just, like, email them or fax them?
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:55 PM   #43
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Mmm... maybe if we could flatten them out enough...

Hell, some "furries" probably like the ROUS's (to borrow Buttercup's pronunciation in The Princess Bride).
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:59 PM   #44
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Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist...
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:57 AM   #45
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Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
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