ur next ex - Page 3

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 03:57 PM

several of us have Whale Penis Awards. some of us have several

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 04:03 PM

I've won prizes for my blowjobs.
Well, I've won money.
Okay, I've been given money for them.

I'm a whore, okay!
Does that count?

LabRat · 09-30-2008, 04:11 PM

Up your lithium, and check back in 2-3 weeks.

kthnxbai

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 04:14 PM

I'm on paroxetine, kthxbai

SteveDallas · 09-30-2008, 04:31 PM

His violation of the English language in his username annoys me more than his posts.

For now.

"won awards for your posts"? Pardon me while I bow down.

Flint · 09-30-2008, 04:35 PM

I'd like to hear more about the regulatory body that oversees the distribution of awards issued for posts on internet message boards. Do they also issue citations?

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 04:37 PM

you may be skeptical....but on my jeep commander forum.....they have awards and medals.....it's so ghey

check it:

Flint · 09-30-2008, 04:38 PM

we have the "hall of fame" thread

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 04:38 PM

and our moms think we're cool

Clodfobble · 09-30-2008, 04:44 PM

Actually, my mom thinks I'm kind of a dork and difficult to identify with.

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 04:47 PM

Is that, like, a movie title, with the all-capped initial letters? A book?

Griff · 09-30-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur_next_ex

At Last Count, I Am An ACTIVE Member of Over 35 Messageboards and Forums. My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? I Don't Mind Being Here, and It's The Active Discussion About My Posting Style That Keeps Me Checking In. However If I Am Voted Off The Island, I Will Feel Compelled To Replace This Worthy Forum With 2 or 3 New Registrations At One Of The Many Millions In Cyberspace.

You bastard, my trophy rack fell on 9/11.

Clodfobble · 09-30-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur next ex

However If I Am Voted Off The Island, I Will Feel Compelled To Replace This Worthy Forum With 2 or 3 New Registrations At One Of The Many Millions In Cyberspace.

Just so we're clear, you're saying that if we kick you out, you will retaliate by registering at 2 or 3 other forums? Uh, okay.

BigV · 09-30-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

we have the "hall of fame" thread

And you're in it!

SteveDallas · 09-30-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Actually, my mom thinks I'm kind of a dork and difficult to identify with.

Mine thinks I'm a smartass, and I'm hard put to disagree with her.

09-30-2008, 03:57 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	several of us have Whale Penis Awards. some of us have several __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 04:03 PM	#32
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've won prizes for my blowjobs. Well, I've won money. Okay, I've been given money for them. I'm a whore, okay! Does that count? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 04:11 PM	#33
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Up your lithium, and check back in 2-3 weeks. kthnxbai __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

09-30-2008, 04:14 PM	#34
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm on paroxetine, kthxbai __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 04:35 PM	#36
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'd like to hear more about the regulatory body that oversees the distribution of awards issued for posts on internet message boards. Do they also issue citations? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-30-2008, 04:31 PM	#35
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	His violation of the English language in his username annoys me more than his posts. For now. "won awards for your posts"? Pardon me while I bow down.

09-30-2008, 04:37 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you may be skeptical....but on my jeep commander forum.....they have awards and medals.....it's so ghey check it: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 04:38 PM	#38
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	we have the "hall of fame" thread __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-30-2008, 04:38 PM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and our moms think we're cool __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 04:44 PM	#40
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Actually, my mom thinks I'm kind of a dork and difficult to identify with. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-30-2008, 04:47 PM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Is that, like, a movie title, with the all-capped initial letters? A book? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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