August 25, 2008: Chinese market stall

[BigV]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

That is not Long Pig. Long pig is ... longer. And rarer. And actually illegal.

Isn't that a long pig in the green coat?

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Just to clarify things BigV and Bri, in case you weren't aware, long pig or long pork is humid beings, not doggies.

Killer squirrel, nice spelling job! Are you my sister?

Once again, I am reduced to explaining my humor. Comic exsanguination, what a way to go.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by BigV

...Once again, I am reduced to explaining my humor. Comic exsanguination, what a way to go.

See? shoulda stuck with the Gilligan reference. Everyone knows the Gilligan.
and you know, it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, a three hour tour! so...why did Ginger have all those evening gowns and I've yet to be able to make a banana cream pie out of just...bananas.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Brianna

snip -- and I've yet to be able to make a banana cream pie out of just...bananas.

Tink can.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by BigV

Tink can.

I'm truly happy for you, BigV, as I know you and your wife are head-over-heels for each other but you don't have to LIE about her baking abilities to impress anybody!



I want PROOF, dammit! Scientific proof! How does one go about making banana cream...oh, wait. Are you, perchance, being naughty?
Oh, BigV! All my illusions are gone!

[Trilby]

Hi Babs, and welcome

Now---may I ask you if you think it's ok to kill a daughter who flirts/has premarital sex/doesn't cover up correctly/cannot walk the street without a male relative? You see, that is all extremely foreign to my way of thinking but you, being from UAE, might appreciate the security it brings. But, don't you think KILLING someone for flirting or being raped (a thing that happens against the girl/woman's wishes and is violent and evil) for "family honor" is a thing that makes you feel secure? Nobody asks for rape---yet the men seem to get off and the victim is made to suffer. Please help me to understand this as it is a major puzzle for me.

I really appreciate your point of view on this.

[Babs]

Hello to you too! I've been on iotd for years now and finally got around to creating an account...

I am American and have just been living and working as an expat in the UAE for the last two years. I am not Muslim.
The UAE is nothing like Saudi Arabia or other strict Islamic countries. Yes, Islam is still the national religion, but there are a lot of differences between here and places like Saudi Arabia: you are allowed to practice other religions here as long as you don't try to push your views on others (wish they had that rule in the States), women can drive as long as they have permission from their sponser to get a license(like in most countries), you can buy pork and alcohol, you can go out to night clubs and get drunk, you can wear bikinis on the beach, you can wear pretty much anything you could wear in the States in public (obviously the more revealing the more stares you are going to get)... The list goes on and on.
As far as killing your daughter for flirting or having premarital sex, that's not how it is here (though of course very strict Muslims could still kill their kids for anything in their own homes I'm sure, but I've never heard of that happening here, not to say it doesn't.). If we are talking about Emirati's, the actual locals here, they are WAY different than what you would expect. If a local gets pregnant via premarital sex, they can get an abortion. It is done in a hospital and everything is kept hush-hush, but they can. If anyone else gets pregnant via premarital sex, they are sent back to their host nation.
I've done a lot of research on rapes in this country after a teenage boy got taken to the desert and raped a few months ago. They don't kill you for stuff like that here. They try to have a more liberal view on things. I'm going to attach two links... One about the rape, and one about what you can and cannot do here. Hopefully that helps answer some of your questions.
And if it wasn't clear, I wholeheartedly agree with you about what absolute [!!??!?!!] it is the way a lot of these strict Muslims act... Did you hear about the beauty pagent woman that got prego, wasn't married, and was sent to be stoned after she finished nursing her baby? I forget where that was... Somewhere in Africa I think. She still told people not to boycott the pagent.

http://archive.gulfnews.com/gngaller.../10227399.html

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Polic.../10203733.html

[Aliantha]

What's wrong with public school?

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

What's wrong with public school?

What's right with it? (In the US?)

[Aliantha]

Kids learn to read there. That's a skill even US kids could use I'm sure. That's the first thing that comes to mind. I'm sure there are plenty more good things about public education too.

Anyway, it's been argued before in more appropriate threads.

[squirell nutkin]

The reason kids in the US are illiterate is because they go to public schools.

D'uh

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

The reason kids in the US are illiterate is because they go to public schools.

D'uh

Whatever. Sounds like you know it all with a vocabulary that includes the all encompassing D'uh.

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Whatever. Sounds like you know it all with a vocabulary that includes the all encompassing D'uh.

you forgot "pppppppfffffffffffffffttttttt"

[Aliantha]

So I did. Must be because I didn't go to private school.

[Trilby]

Ah, I can see newtimer is experienced in this "cuisine" and unless you were crashed in the Andes and had no other food, I don't want to know you.


Lj is right about that asshole guy, and lemme tell ya, Lj KNOWS from assholes.

[xoxoxoBruce]

I read somewhere, "The Chinese eat everything with four legs, except tables, and everything that flies, except airplanes."

Hey, everything goes with rice.