Processes of elimination - Page 3

Griff · 07-09-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Don't be an ass.

Oh, I think its a little late for that.

bbro · 07-09-2008, 09:22 AM

That's good to hear. Always a weight off the shoulders.

BrianR · 07-10-2008, 07:04 PM

You're gonna LOVE colonoscopy!

Especially the prep beforehand! Make sure you drink the Phospho Soda straight. The flavor is something you don't wanna miss. Oh, and do it in the bathroom too.

Be very sure you have unobstructed access to the bathroom. No, you cannot wait for them to flush. Your OWN bathroom. Take my word for it.

And try to avoid letting them use anything that doesn't allow you to sleep through the whole thing, unless you want to watch the camera's progress on the TV. They'll give you Demerol if you want to watch. Just ask!

barefoot serpent · 07-11-2008, 09:27 AM

yes --- keep us up-se-dated!

Cicero · 07-11-2008, 12:19 PM

Ouch!
I am not going to make a butt or poop joke............I'm going to hold it back, for once.

Hope it all comes out ok though!

Elspode · 07-12-2008, 01:32 AM

I am something of an expert on colonoscopy. Well, okay...I've had a few, all of which resulted in the removal of the eponymous organ, anyway.

Good points:
1) You get good drugs
2) You get to see pictures of someplace where you'll never be
3) Did I mention the drugs?

Bad points:
1) Someone shoves something up your ass
2) Not only do they not buy you dinner first, but they insist you don't eat for almost a day beforehand.
3) All of the above

Seriously, don't worry. Parts of me hurt all the time. Its the mileage, babe.

07-10-2008, 07:04 PM	#33
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	You're gonna LOVE colonoscopy! Especially the prep beforehand! Make sure you drink the Phospho Soda straight. The flavor is something you don't wanna miss. Oh, and do it in the bathroom too. Be very sure you have unobstructed access to the bathroom. No, you cannot wait for them to flush. Your OWN bathroom. Take my word for it. And try to avoid letting them use anything that doesn't allow you to sleep through the whole thing, unless you want to watch the camera's progress on the TV. They'll give you Demerol if you want to watch. Just ask! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-11-2008, 09:27 AM	#34
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	yes --- keep us up-se-dated! __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-11-2008, 12:19 PM	#35
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Ouch! I am not going to make a butt or poop joke............I'm going to hold it back, for once. Hope it all comes out ok though! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

07-12-2008, 01:32 AM	#36
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Photography from Uranus I am something of an expert on colonoscopy. Well, okay...I've had a few, all of which resulted in the removal of the eponymous organ, anyway. Good points: 1) You get good drugs 2) You get to see pictures of someplace where you'll never be 3) Did I mention the drugs? Bad points: 1) Someone shoves something up your ass 2) Not only do they not buy you dinner first, but they insist you don't eat for almost a day beforehand. 3) All of the above Seriously, don't worry. Parts of me hurt all the time. Its the mileage, babe. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-09-2008, 09:22 AM	#32
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	That's good to hear. Always a weight off the shoulders.

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