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Old 07-02-2008, 04:15 PM   #31
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Dude. There's 123 of you.

They had to divide you into 123 parts before the mass of your awesome didn't form a singularity.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:18 PM   #32
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Chris Farley in Tommy Boy and Black Sheep? Hilarious. Everything else... not so much. I used to see him in Chicago. Nice guy.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore hilarious. 50 First Dates ok. Everything else...not so much.

John Candy in Summer Rental, one of the best crap movies ever.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:19 PM   #33
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Don't worry, it's a family trait.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:20 PM   #34
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John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Who didn't love that annoying yet sweet man.

Neither Tommy nor Happy do it for me. Have not seen the others. My younger brother would have me shot for dissin' the Tommy and the Happy!
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:24 PM   #35
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well, i won't shoot you, but i'm thinking about disowning you. you'll have to change your name if i do. tread carefully.

and if forgot about planes trains and autos. good stuff.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:30 PM   #36
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Ohhh, and Uncle Buck! I loved him in that.

Don't disown me...I've made you the beneficiary on my life insurance. YOU tread lightly, mister man!

We have completely drifted away from Mr CT's vision of this thread, haven't we?
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:33 PM   #37
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Life insurance? Life insurance? I'm up to my elbows in Life insurance right now. I've got seven different policies in process right now for clients and that is a lot of freaking paperwork... trust me. so beneficiary or no, we don't joke about the life insurance.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:35 PM   #38
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(shit, something he knows something about...crap!)

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Old 07-02-2008, 08:47 PM   #39
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Livin in a van down by the river was some funny shit.

Don't joke about Shawnee's life insurance policy when they are about to find out she has inoperable "festivity of the taint."

It's just not cool, so don't go there. KTHXBYE.
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:58 AM   #40
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Oh, snap. Am I a crapping turtle?
It may fossilize. I've seen turtle coprolites -- Eocene unless I misremember.
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