How do you feel about avocados? - Page 3

Cloud · 12-01-2007, 04:54 PM

Cloud I am. I do not like slimy cados.

"I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!"

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-02-2007, 01:50 AM

Aw, Stormie. That truly sucks bhong-water.

ZenGum · 12-02-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Aw, Stormie. That truly sucks bhong-water.

Totally off thread, but this is the most important piece of "drug education" and is never taught in schools.

Do not drink the bhong water.

Virtually no psycho-active THC. Huge amounts of toxic crap. Very likely full of germs. Tastes #$%&ing terrible.

Aliantha · 12-09-2007, 07:36 PM

And you know this how Zen?

ZenGum · 12-09-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

And you know this how Zen?

Well, the first three I learned by reading. The fourth point ... well ... I only got to be old* and wise ** by being young and stupid first.

* Not really.
** As if.

Aliantha · 12-09-2007, 10:00 PM

I see. Didn't the smell of it put you off? There's nothing in the world that would convince me to have a swig although I once knew a bloke who would empty out the water then dry the dregs in the bottom of the bong and resmoke it. He used to call it 'nummas'. I don't know how it's spelled, but that's how it sounded. Disgusting is what I thought.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-10-2007, 09:05 PM

Well, Zen, you're, um, on the right track. Anyway.

ZenGum · 12-10-2007, 10:29 PM

If I recall correctly (it's been a long time) the smell was off-putting, but in the interests of science we pressed ahead. (Note: we. Something odd happens when teenage males gather, they loose 10% of their IQ for every additional one present.)
The taste ... now that did put us off.
For once we learned quickly. The experiment was not repeated. On reflection that might be considered bad science. We have to get a large sample set. Damn, that means I've got 99 more glasses of bhong water to drink.

wolf · 12-10-2007, 11:48 PM

They look funny. I won't eat them.

Actually, looking funny often leads me to want to try something, like star fruit, cherimoya, pomegranates, and raw sugar cane.

But not avacados. They're the wrong kind of funny.

Like they're funny, but not humorous.

Aliantha · 12-11-2007, 12:20 AM

Well, I have to say Zen, you don't come off as the sort of bloke that was a typical young bloke. Maybe it's because I can't see you still doing dopey stuff from where I'm sitting?

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-12-2007, 03:21 AM

I think avocados are cute! Even with the lumps!

Aliantha · 12-12-2007, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I think avocados are cute! Even with the lumps!

That's what my husband says about my arse.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-12-2007, 10:32 AM

Speaking as a husband of twenty years' standing, ain't that what husbands are for? It just says he doesn't give a damn about the weathering of the years -- it's still you.

HungLikeJesus · 12-12-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

That's what my husband says about my arse.

Green and lumpy? Is your real name Kermit?

Shawnee123 · 12-12-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Green and lumpy? Is your real name Kermit?

Yeah, but it ain't easy, I bet.

View Poll Results: Avocados
I like them.	24	55.81%
I neither like them nor dislike them. I'm neutral.	9	20.93%
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What a stupid waste of a poll!	1	2.33%
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12-01-2007, 04:54 PM	#31
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Cloud I am. I do not like slimy cados. "I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!" __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-02-2007, 01:50 AM	#32
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Aw, Stormie. That truly sucks bhong-water. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-09-2007, 07:36 PM	#34
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	And you know this how Zen? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2007, 10:00 PM	#36
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I see. Didn't the smell of it put you off? There's nothing in the world that would convince me to have a swig although I once knew a bloke who would empty out the water then dry the dregs in the bottom of the bong and resmoke it. He used to call it 'nummas'. I don't know how it's spelled, but that's how it sounded. Disgusting is what I thought. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-10-2007, 09:05 PM	#37
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Well, Zen, you're, um, on the right track. Anyway. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-10-2007, 10:29 PM	#38
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If I recall correctly (it's been a long time) the smell was off-putting, but in the interests of science we pressed ahead. (Note: we. Something odd happens when teenage males gather, they loose 10% of their IQ for every additional one present.) The taste ... now that did put us off. For once we learned quickly. The experiment was not repeated. On reflection that might be considered bad science. We have to get a large sample set. Damn, that means I've got 99 more glasses of bhong water to drink. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-10-2007, 11:48 PM	#39
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	They look funny. I won't eat them. Actually, looking funny often leads me to want to try something, like star fruit, cherimoya, pomegranates, and raw sugar cane. But not avacados. They're the wrong kind of funny. Like they're funny, but not humorous. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-11-2007, 12:20 AM	#40
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well, I have to say Zen, you don't come off as the sort of bloke that was a typical young bloke. Maybe it's because I can't see you still doing dopey stuff from where I'm sitting? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-12-2007, 03:21 AM	#41
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I think avocados are cute! Even with the lumps! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-12-2007, 10:32 AM	#43
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Speaking as a husband of twenty years' standing, ain't that what husbands are for? It just says he doesn't give a damn about the weathering of the years -- it's still you. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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