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Old 08-30-2007, 04:24 PM   #31
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I expect Jesus hasn't stopped crying since he was used as a tree decoration.
We're talking BABY Jesus, though. He's a seperate entity from adult Jesus, father God, and Holy Ghost.
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:27 PM   #32
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Ah.
I know what makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Ever see a 1st Century rectal thermometer?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:33 PM   #33
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Ever see a 1st Century rectal thermometer?
Did it look like a fossilized walrus penis?
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Old 08-30-2007, 06:21 PM   #34
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By it's very nature, the alphabet must dominate all the other bets or be outcast.

I blame Sesame Street.
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:38 PM   #35
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This is my alphabet. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:56 PM   #36
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This is my alphabet. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
Same alphabet, different order?
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:04 AM   #37
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Did it look like a fossilized walrus penis?
Only if it's attached to fossilized priest...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 08-31-2007, 12:19 AM   #38
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Yesterday, french fries. Today, alphabets. Shawnee's going to make someone eat their words.
That's a good one.
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:46 AM   #39
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:53 AM   #40
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humblejim, don't you sleep?
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:54 AM   #41
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Same alphabet, different order?
Now I am all confused.
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Old 08-31-2007, 01:05 AM   #42
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Now I am all confused.
And why is midnight midnight, when it's the divide between today and yesterday?
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:33 AM   #43
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Do you know the alphabet?
Recite it. Now.
What should we do with it? Explain your answers.
This thread is being held over for binding arbitration. That's right, I'm invoking the Vanna White clause! Vanna, pick me a letter.
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Old 08-31-2007, 07:18 AM   #44
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I thank you all for coming. (Starts stacking papers and putting in briefcase.) I believe I have enough information to take back to Corporate. Here's my card. Call me if you remember anything else. And don't leave town.
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Old 08-31-2007, 08:14 AM   #45
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That's a good one.
I hear ya, Jesus. Sometimes I have to tell myself I made a funny too. But, you're always pretty darn funny.
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