August 17, 2007: Abandoned ducks live in tea cup - Page 3

richlevy · 08-18-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Duck soup!

..with quackers.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-18-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JuancoRocks

If they say "Awwww isn't it cute..... It's time to buy a Corvette" ~Dave Attell ~

Heh heh heh

manephelien · 08-19-2007, 07:49 AM

Awww! Those look too cute to eat.

morie · 08-19-2007, 09:07 AM

who's talking rubbish about duck soup and foie gras? those ducks are babies and have no flesh. the duck-tape bandit has more meat on him. admittedly, he is uglier but hey, just close your eyes like you do with foie gras and pretend you don't really know where it came from.

DanaC · 08-19-2007, 10:21 AM

Thankyou manephelien! *feels vindicated*

Weird Harold · 08-19-2007, 06:48 PM

What a strange turn of events for the duct tape bandit. As you can all tell, he isn't the brightest bulb, his life sucked. He thought things were finally turning around, when he came up with a super name, "the duct tape bandit". What a great name, he thought, all the other petty criminals will be so jealous. I'll get invited to all the parties, women will want me, men will want to be me. It's even better than the wet bandits, from Home Alone.

So the big heist didn't go so well, and I got beat with an ugly stick, at least I've got a title. I'm the duct tape bandit. I'll be famous. And he was, his story was spread all over the Internet, until it landed here, and a cannibal read about him, and well the rest is really gross....

Scriveyn · 08-22-2007, 07:36 AM

"... a few days later" or "from cup to pot"

Tomtheman5 · 08-22-2007, 04:39 PM

I will never grow tired of how much everyone here likes to eat the POTD (PS - Thanks for the recipe, smurf), but I'd like to point out the stark difference between this thread and the thread on the actual link (here)

Them: "Thank you Chris Murray for saving these, the most precious of all God's beautiful little creatures!"
Us: "I'm thinking BBQ would taste best"

DanaC, I suppose you'd get a much more gratifying response over there...

DanaC · 08-22-2007, 05:04 PM

Nope we'd get the same response. People can be so callous when confronted with cute little beaks.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2007, 05:37 PM

There's not much meat there, but the really fun part is boiling them.

barefoot serpent · 08-22-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

There's not much meat there, but the really fun part is boiling them.

yeah, I wonder if they're like frogs -- you raise the temp slowly and they won't jump out until it's too late.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2007, 05:58 PM

I read just recently that's a myth.

Ah, here it is.

Lucy · 08-31-2007, 03:42 PM

Look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

Happy Monkey · 08-31-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Sorry to go all girly, but look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

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Originally Posted by Lucy

Look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

Twins!

08-19-2007, 07:49 AM	#33
manephelien Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hogwarts Posts: 47	Awww! Those look too cute to eat. __________________ Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.

08-19-2007, 06:48 PM	#36
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	What a strange turn of events for the duct tape bandit. As you can all tell, he isn't the brightest bulb, his life sucked. He thought things were finally turning around, when he came up with a super name, "the duct tape bandit". What a great name, he thought, all the other petty criminals will be so jealous. I'll get invited to all the parties, women will want me, men will want to be me. It's even better than the wet bandits, from Home Alone. So the big heist didn't go so well, and I got beat with an ugly stick, at least I've got a title. I'm the duct tape bandit. I'll be famous. And he was, his story was spread all over the Internet, until it landed here, and a cannibal read about him, and well the rest is really gross.... __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-22-2007, 07:36 AM	#37
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	"... a few days later" or "from cup to pot" Attached Images

08-22-2007, 05:37 PM	#40
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There's not much meat there, but the really fun part is boiling them. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-22-2007, 05:58 PM	#42
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I read just recently that's a myth. Ah, here it is. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 08-22-2007 at 06:00 PM. Reason: add link

08-19-2007, 09:07 AM	#34
morie Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 46	who's talking rubbish about duck soup and foie gras? those ducks are babies and have no flesh. the duck-tape bandit has more meat on him. admittedly, he is uglier but hey, just close your eyes like you do with foie gras and pretend you don't really know where it came from.

08-19-2007, 10:21 AM	#35
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Thankyou manephelien! feels vindicated

08-22-2007, 04:39 PM	#38
Tomtheman5 Antagonistic Antagonist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 22	I will never grow tired of how much everyone here likes to eat the POTD (PS - Thanks for the recipe, smurf), but I'd like to point out the stark difference between this thread and the thread on the actual link (here) Them: "Thank you Chris Murray for saving these, the most precious of all God's beautiful little creatures!" Us: "I'm thinking BBQ would taste best" DanaC, I suppose you'd get a much more gratifying response over there...

08-22-2007, 05:04 PM	#39
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Nope we'd get the same response. People can be so callous when confronted with cute little beaks.

08-31-2007, 03:42 PM	#43
Lucy Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia Posts: 75	Look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

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