Give us a kiss - Page 3

jester · 06-04-2007, 03:11 PM

HOW TO HANDLE YOUR FIRST KISS . . .
You can always bluff your way through a first kiss!
They'll never know it's a first, unless you tell 'em. Try a gentle
lip kiss if you're a guy. If you're a gal, do the same, but keep
your lips closed. If you open up, you're inviting a tongue kiss,
also known as a french kiss.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU BANG TEETH . . .
Laugh it off. Tell your partner you're so very keen to kiss him or
her that you're getting dizzy just standing so close. Dizzy with
excitement! They'll believe you. Then get back to kissing . . .
and get dizzy for real.

HOW TO KISS PASSIONATELY . . .
The secret to great kissing is variety. Sometimes you're gentle,
sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on
the lips -- as if you can't control yourself and want to eat them up.
Press your nose into your partner's cheek and hug 'em to you,
like the Eskimos.

WHAT TO AVOID . . .
Bad breath -- use gum to keep your mouth sweet.
Boring kisses -- vary the intensity, the tempo, the duration.
Silence -- every now and then say something sweet.
Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner.
Rigor Mortis -- keep your hands caressing your lover.

LabRat · 06-04-2007, 03:52 PM

C'mere big boy!!

HungLikeJesus · 06-05-2007, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

The one about the Roman husband sounds more like my situation however:
Dating: He was making sure I was drunk.
Married: He is making sure I am not drunk.

But which were you when you got engaged?

JuancoRocks · 06-06-2007, 02:34 AM

Quote...Eskimo kissing is named for the Eskimo greeting of rubbing noses. In its western form it consists of two people rubbing noses together. A common misconception is that the practice arose so that Inuit could kiss without their mouths freezing together. In fact, it is a non-romantic form of greeting that serves the same role as shaking hands for a people who, when they meet, often have little except their nose and eyes exposed.

I wonder how the Dong People greet.
Dueling swords?

Cicero · 06-13-2007, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

But which were you when you got engaged?

Huh- I don't remember........good question though.

HungLikeJesus · 06-13-2007, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Huh- I don't remember........good question though.

If you don't remember, that might be the answer.

06-04-2007, 03:52 PM	#32
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	C'mere big boy!! __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

06-04-2007, 03:11 PM	#31
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	HOW TO HANDLE YOUR FIRST KISS . . . You can always bluff your way through a first kiss! They'll never know it's a first, unless you tell 'em. Try a gentle lip kiss if you're a guy. If you're a gal, do the same, but keep your lips closed. If you open up, you're inviting a tongue kiss, also known as a french kiss. WHAT TO DO IF YOU BANG TEETH . . . Laugh it off. Tell your partner you're so very keen to kiss him or her that you're getting dizzy just standing so close. Dizzy with excitement! They'll believe you. Then get back to kissing . . . and get dizzy for real. HOW TO KISS PASSIONATELY . . . The secret to great kissing is variety. Sometimes you're gentle, sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on the lips -- as if you can't control yourself and want to eat them up. Press your nose into your partner's cheek and hug 'em to you, like the Eskimos. WHAT TO AVOID . . . Bad breath -- use gum to keep your mouth sweet. Boring kisses -- vary the intensity, the tempo, the duration. Silence -- every now and then say something sweet. Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner. Rigor Mortis -- keep your hands caressing your lover.

06-06-2007, 02:34 AM	#34
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Quote...Eskimo kissing is named for the Eskimo greeting of rubbing noses. In its western form it consists of two people rubbing noses together. A common misconception is that the practice arose so that Inuit could kiss without their mouths freezing together. In fact, it is a non-romantic form of greeting that serves the same role as shaking hands for a people who, when they meet, often have little except their nose and eyes exposed. I wonder how the Dong People greet. Dueling swords?

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