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Old 02-02-2007, 03:09 PM   #1
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Old 02-02-2007, 03:10 PM   #2
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When I was in NC there was one with pink flesh that was AMAZING.
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Old 02-02-2007, 03:20 PM   #3
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When I was in NC there was one with pink flesh that was AMAZING.
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Old 02-02-2007, 03:43 PM   #4
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Honeycrisp is the most amazing thing to come down the apple road. They are the best. They can keep up to 7 months with no deterioration if kept at 99% humidity and 32f.

I once met an apple grower who told me the red delicious cross was beautiful, travelled well, and had a reasonable shelf life at room temp, only it taasted like wet cardboard. So they hired a marketing company who came up with the orwellian name "Delicious". It's still going downhill as far as veracity is concerned.

Although, "honeycrisp" actually barely covers how amazing this apple is, especially when cold. Don't even bother eating apples if you aren't buying directly from the orchard. I'm serious. get fresh or get lost.

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Old 02-03-2007, 05:00 AM   #5
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no deterioration if kept at 99% humidity and 32f.
99% humidity? What do you do, drown them in your fridge?

To me, the ideal apple for baking apple pies is the "Goudreinet", or golden rennet. If they're out of season, I go with Elstar. I don't often eat apples, but if I do I like both the Grannies and the Jonagold.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:39 PM   #6
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99% humidity? What do you do, drown them in your fridge?

To me, the ideal apple for baking apple pies is the "Goudreinet", or golden rennet. If they're out of season, I go with Elstar. I don't often eat apples, but if I do I like both the Grannies and the Jonagold.
damp cloth, plastic bag. The orchards keep them sprayed with water all the time. It is damp in the storage area.
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:28 PM   #7
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I once met an apple grower who told me the red delicious cross was beautiful, travelled well, and had a reasonable shelf life at room temp, only it taasted like wet cardboard. So they hired a marketing company who came up with the orwellian name "Delicious". It's still going downhill as far as veracity is concerned.
I just wanted to note that this post has an exceptionally high truth:word ratio.

They develop strains that look good in the shop but have the taste and nutrition of, as you say, cardboard; then stick some BS name on them to make people buy them.

I hate that shit.

Gimme a pink lady. (I was thinking of apples, but now that I reconsider...)
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:22 AM   #8
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We bought some honey while we were at the apple place last weekend. This place has bee hives to pollinate the trees, and a local beekeeper comes and collects the honey. It's packaged for the orchard and they sell it with their own label in their little store.

OMFG! All my life, I thought honey was just honey, and it was nothing special. But man, is this stuff awesome. That stuff you buy in the grocery store is nothing compared to this fresh raw local honey. We keep finding excuses to use it, and already the jar is about a third gone in a week and a half.

Nobody told me.
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:26 AM   #9
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We bought some honey while we were at the apple place last weekend. This place has bee hives to pollinate the trees, and a local beekeeper comes and collects the honey. It's packaged for the orchard and they sell it with their own label in their little store.

OMFG! All my life, I thought honey was just honey, and it was nothing special. But man, is this stuff awesome. That stuff you buy in the grocery store is nothing compared to this fresh raw local honey. We keep finding excuses to use it, and already the jar is about a third gone in a week and a half.

Nobody told me.
I've discovered that about local honey, too!
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:34 AM   #10
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You are what you eat. Honey and milk (of all kinds), takes on the taste of what the maker is eating. The stuff you usually buy at the supermarket is blended and processed to even out the taste.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:09 PM   #11
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What about the "Golden Delicious"?


I use to like Grannies (no pun intended)


but prefer Elstars now.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:20 PM   #12
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ick. I have to say Golden Delicious are also seriously tasteless. I buy Fuji or Gala most often.

I will look for Honeycrisp.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:29 PM   #13
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"We" is a general term for "the human population" - the people who buy apples, in this case.
What don't you buy? Somebody ("we") has to be buying these apples, or they wouldn't be around anymore.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:34 PM   #14
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I guess so. And you are doing your part now by educating those in the Cellar who didn't know that Red Delicious Apples suck.
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:10 PM   #15
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And you are doing your part now by educating those in the Cellar who didn't know that Red Delicious Apples suck.
I'm not afraid to tackle the tough issues facing this great nation. I won't bow down to Big Apple and their fat-cat friends in Congress.
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