Shows you are ashamed of... (bad TV not-so-anonymous)

That you love to watch, even TIVO/taping.
Breaking Bonnaduchi, train wreck. I know why, it makes me feel MUCH better about who I am and the daily decisions/impulse control that I make/have.
Since it is "real" somewhere in my addled "brain" (still not sure about that since the aliens had at me) I can say I am different than soap-opera divas.

SG1, just good-ol' bad show that I ended-up hooked-on because it was the least of many evils while I was too ill to get-up and get a DVD. It was not my fault. If you were fed crack in bed for two weeks, you would get hookded... DON'T JUDGE ME FUCKER! I'll cut ya'

Battlestar Galactica, just denial, I tell myself it is not bad. I must not go back and re-watch it in a few years, because I will know the plot (not be into it) and see it for the button-pushing, standard formula show, on a larger scale, that it is... nope-nope... not gonna' do it.

"Hello, I'm Rob & I watch bad TV".