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Hippikos · 11-03-2006, 03:54 PM

Is blasphemy a posh word for blowme?

LIKE MANY PASTORS, the Rev. Ted Haggard has a packed schedule, including four worship services on Sunday, counseling sessions with church members, and radio commercials promoting the Scriptures. But in his Palm Pilot, next to an electronic copy of the Bible, Mr. Haggard has one Monday appointment that stands out: "3 p.m.: White House." It's a weekly conference call Mr. Haggard dials into that's led by Tim Goeglein, the White House's liaison to the conservative community, and includes prominent religious leaders. "We have direct access," says Mr. Haggard, senior pastor of the giant New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colo. "I can call [Mr. Goeglein], he'll take my concern to the president and get back to me in 24 hours." more...

How did he find the time to have a 3 year affair with a male prostitute and will the White House still get back to him in 24 hours?

Happy Monkey · 11-03-2006, 04:56 PM

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This screenshot is so depressing on so many levels.

Undertoad · 11-03-2006, 04:05 PM

OMG, this guy is going to go slowly. He just claimed that he did buy meth, but that he threw it out. Right, that's what people do with meth, they just buy it and throw it out.

9th Engineer · 11-03-2006, 04:08 PM

HM, do you mean that animal rights activists piss you off, or do you spend your weekends picketing by research labs and shampoo companies?

Happy Monkey · 11-03-2006, 04:40 PM

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HM, do you mean that animal rights activists ...

(That wasn't me, it was mrnoodle.)

WabUfvot5 · 11-03-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

OMG, this guy is going to go slowly. He just claimed that he did buy meth, but that he threw it out. Right, that's what people do with meth, they just buy it and throw it out.

If Jesus told him to buy it and then throw it out, that makes it alright.

Griff · 11-04-2006, 06:43 AM

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If Jesus told him to buy it and then throw it out, that makes it alright.

That's called a price support, its part of the Republican agenda.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2006, 09:33 PM

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OMG, this guy is going to go slowly. He just claimed that he did buy meth, but that he threw it out. Right, that's what people do with meth, they just buy it and throw it out.

Well you see,the masseuse told him how it improved his sexual prowess so the Rev bought some. But when his wife said she wasn't taking it up the ass, he threw it away.

Spexxvet · 11-03-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Well you see,the masseuse told him how it improved his sexual prowess so the Rev bought some. But when his wife said she wasn't taking it up the ass, he threw it away.

You mean "giving" it to him up the ass.

Spexxvet · 11-03-2006, 09:51 PM

Hand Check!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2006, 09:54 PM

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You mean "giving" it to him up the ass.

I don't know if he thought it would give him, or her, the prowess.

Sundae · 11-03-2006, 04:15 PM

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HM, do you mean that animal rights activists piss you off, or do you spend your weekends picketing by research labs and shampoo companies?

Thread hijack but I'm not sure what threads you watch - but post a video of yourself 9th, please! You're one of my favourite dissenting "voices"

11-03-2006, 04:48 PM

I bet Dubya got his salad tossed.

11-03-2006, 04:55 PM

I saw a video on YouTube recently with him threatening all "the gays".
I gotta' find that again.

Happy Monkey · 11-03-2006, 05:11 PM

Not even close. If I knew any Hindi "bad words", I wouldn't be any more averse to using them than I would "take the Lord's name in vain", except insofar as it feels sorta artificial to use a foreign curse word.

11-03-2006, 03:54 PM	#1
Hippikos Flocci Non Facio Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In The Line Of Fire Posts: 571	Is blasphemy a posh word for blowme? LIKE MANY PASTORS, the Rev. Ted Haggard has a packed schedule, including four worship services on Sunday, counseling sessions with church members, and radio commercials promoting the Scriptures. But in his Palm Pilot, next to an electronic copy of the Bible, Mr. Haggard has one Monday appointment that stands out: "3 p.m.: White House." It's a weekly conference call Mr. Haggard dials into that's led by Tim Goeglein, the White House's liaison to the conservative community, and includes prominent religious leaders. "We have direct access," says Mr. Haggard, senior pastor of the giant New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colo. "I can call [Mr. Goeglein], he'll take my concern to the president and get back to me in 24 hours." more... How did he find the time to have a 3 year affair with a male prostitute and will the White House still get back to him in 24 hours? __________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. Last edited by Hippikos; 11-03-2006 at 04:17 PM.

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9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	HM, do you mean that animal rights activists piss you off, or do you spend your weekends picketing by research labs and shampoo companies? __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

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Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Hand Check! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-03-2006, 05:11 PM	#15
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Not even close. If I knew any Hindi "bad words", I wouldn't be any more averse to using them than I would "take the Lord's name in vain", except insofar as it feels sorta artificial to use a foreign curse word. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-03-2006, 04:05 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OMG, this guy is going to go slowly. He just claimed that he did buy meth, but that he threw it out. Right, that's what people do with meth, they just buy it and throw it out.

11-03-2006, 04:48 PM	#13
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I bet Dubya got his salad tossed.

11-03-2006, 04:55 PM	#14
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I saw a video on YouTube recently with him threatening all "the gays". I gotta' find that again.

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