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Old 10-24-2006, 07:43 AM   #1
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Schadenfreude is more than half of the fun. People enjoy seeing you HAVE to choose.
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If forced at gunpoint, on pain of death to a dear family member, I would do it (nothing touches my butthole though. Nothing) with.......

.......

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I seriously can't think of anyone. I know they can't be hairy or bodybuilders. That would be just horrible. They have to be as close to girls as I can get them without being those drag queen people. Who's girly?
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:54 AM   #2
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Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Yeah, I realized that too late. I took ambien last night, which always results in posting things that look wrong in the cold light of day.

I think it's less about latent homosexuality than it is about not knowing when to stop typing. Only Flint and Ibram know for sure.
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:20 AM   #3
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Methinks thou doth protest too much.

no, he's got it exactly right. those of you who answered this question seriously are a little gay now. i'm very proud of beestie, too.
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:28 PM   #4
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i can't believe you even posted in this gay ass thread jim... dammit, now i've posted too.
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Old 10-26-2006, 08:37 AM   #5
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no, he's got it exactly right. those of you who answered this question seriously are a little gay now. i'm very proud of beestie, too.
Shut up and bend over! You can be right after Jesus. :p
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:40 PM   #6
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Shut up and bend over! You can be right after Jesus. :p

I saw that jesus email this morning, holy snapping duck shit, thats scary.
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:24 AM   #7
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This is really just a 'who do you think is hot?' kinda question.

I'll change it--you don't HAVE to do them. Two members of your own sex that you think are hot or at least cute.
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:42 AM   #8
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This is really just a 'who do you think is hot?' kinda question.

I'll change it--you don't HAVE to do them. Two members of your own sex that you think are hot or at least cute.
Oh, in that case, I'd have to say ........ Jesus and Mohammed. And I'd pitch, not catch.
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:17 AM   #9
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This is really just a 'who do you think is hot?' kinda question.

I'll change it--you don't HAVE to do them. Two members of your own sex that you think are hot or at least cute.
Yea, for guys, this is an entirely different question.

With the former question, it would have to be a choice between that and being jailed in China. Then, it would be, whoever, just put a pillowcase over his face.

As for just who is hot, I think Johnny Depp because he wears such great eye liner in the Pirates movies.
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:34 AM   #10
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sorry Bri - in that case - nope still no one
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:44 AM   #11
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I can't come to the conclusion that any two are better, or worse, than any other two.
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:48 AM   #12
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:00 AM   #13
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Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenegger.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:01 AM   #14
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Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Twins?
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Old 10-24-2006, 05:25 PM   #15
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Matt Damon and Johnny Weismuller.
I'd pitch for Mat and catch for Johnny. At the same time!
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