Cellar's Sexiest - Page 3

limey · 09-26-2006, 03:50 PM

The most memorable compliment any man ever made me (a gurl) was this:
"Oh limey! If you were a man and I were a homosexual - Oh! What fun we'd have!" ...

mrnoodle · 09-26-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I feel that a lot:

The veneer of hatred.

Remember, it's only covering my true feelings.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaggieL

You can't be gay for *all* of us. If there are only two colors of socks in a drawer, withdrawing three is sufficient to assure a matched pair. Or unmatched, if that's what you're into. :-)

I haven't thought this all the way through, to be honest. I'm not really down with the sexual aspect of being gay for everyone, either. It's more along the lines of excitement, like when your dog humps your leg. I don't want to get my privates involved.

Maybe we could all just dry hump.

or spoon.

Spexxvet · 09-26-2006, 07:03 PM

One of the first posts I read here was Brianna offering oral sex for help on a math question. That was pretty damn sexy to me!

Elspode · 09-26-2006, 07:06 PM

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri?

SteveDallas · 09-27-2006, 01:31 AM

Alas , none of the young ladies at my university felt such gratitude for math tutoring.

lumberjim · 09-27-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL

You can't be gay for *all* of us. If there are only two colors of socks in a drawer, withdrawing three is sufficient to assure a matched pair. Or unmatched, if that's what you're into. :-)

maybe he didn't mean gay for *all* of us, but gay *for* all of us. like by being gay, he's helping us in some way? personally, i feel better knowing that he's so concerned for our well being that he's willing to 'take one for the team' ...assuming he'd be a taker rather than a giver, that is. good man, that mrnoodle. good man, i say.

lumberjim · 09-27-2006, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri?

i thik she had to fellate tw, and welched on the deal. can't say i blame her. i mean, that thing has to be covered in a half inch of dust and cobwebs. rather drink catlitter.

breakingnews · 09-27-2006, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Being bi-sexual doubles your chance of getting a date!

Does it though? I imagine that some gays might not be keen on dating bi-sexuals. In the end, it'd probably all even out, no?

Trilby · 09-27-2006, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri?

yeah, like LJ said, it was tw. I WOULD have done it but he just kept talking and talking about war strategies and mental midgets and it annoyed me so much...besides, I think he'd rather satisfy his hypergraphia than anything else.

dar512 · 09-27-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i thik she had to fellate tw, and welched on the deal. can't say i blame her. i mean, that thing has to be covered in a half inch of dust and cobwebs. rather drink catlitter.

I'm sure glad I wasn't drinkin' anything at that point.

Elspode · 09-27-2006, 08:59 AM

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

footfootfoot · 09-27-2006, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

That really belongs over in movie quotes. Elspode you should start writing screenplays.

SteveDallas · 09-27-2006, 12:41 PM

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

Trilby · 09-27-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

With posts like this how could anyone even think of leaving the cellar?

Flint · 09-27-2006, 02:45 PM

:::fellates self while reading thread::: (very tricky)

09-26-2006, 03:50 PM	#31
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	The most memorable compliment any man ever made me (a gurl) was this: "Oh limey! If you were a man and I were a homosexual - Oh! What fun we'd have!" ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-26-2006, 07:03 PM	#33
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	One of the first posts I read here was Brianna offering oral sex for help on a math question. That was pretty damn sexy to me! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-26-2006, 07:06 PM	#34
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-27-2006, 08:59 AM	#41
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-27-2006, 02:45 PM	#45
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	:::fellates self while reading thread::: (very tricky) __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-27-2006, 01:31 AM	#35
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Alas , none of the young ladies at my university felt such gratitude for math tutoring.

09-27-2006, 12:41 PM	#43
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

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