14 Tips For guys

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

p.s. some, more complicated manuvers, must only be attempted sober

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Hmmmm...now I'm curious what the big no-no's are??? Help?

Here's a hint: One rhymes with 'biting or scraping with sharp teeth'.
Except in the case of one guy I know who said he preferred when his girl scraped him with teeth, most guys don't dig this so much. ok, at all.

I think enthusiasm is the key. No one wants to feel like you are doing him or her a favor, if you aren't into it, don't bother beacause your performance will wither in comparison to when they've had better. To papaphrase yesman.

And again, as yesman pointed out, communication is key. It takes all kinds to fill the freeway.

[Trilby]

to sum up: if you refer to blowjobs as a 'labor of love', you're probably not into giving them.

Did the alphabet thing last night and the night before... worked out, but about the same as what I was doing before. Nice to change-up though.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Brianna

to sum up: if you refer to blowjobs as a 'labor of love', you're probably not into giving them.

Maybe the "job" part is what's throwing some folks off. It does sound a lot like work. Blowavocation doesn't quite roll off the tongue for that matter either. There must be some other way...

[DanaC]

Fellatio?.....Oil Change?

[breakingnews]

Hoovering? Chugging the hog?

Yes, enthusiasm is key. And position is important too, for me at least. Getting head while laying down on a bed really isn't that great ... I much prefer sitting up on a couch or in a chair. Otherwise it usually doesn't "work."

I've heard some girls say being on their knees is degrading, but this is the time when you're trying to make <B>me</B> feel good. When it's your turn, I'm usually willing to do whatever it takes.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by breakingnews

...When it's your turn, I'm usually willing to do whatever it takes.

What if that means a diamond ring, a fur coat, and a beach house in the Hamptons?

[breakingnews]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

What if that means a diamond ring, a fur coat, and a beach house in the Hamptons?

I'd say, here's $40 - go buy yourself a good vibrator

[bluecuracao]

Cheap, lazy bastid...at least go shopping with her.

Originally Posted by breakingnews

Hoovering? Chugging the hog?

Yes, enthusiasm is key. And position is important too, for me at least. Getting head while laying down on a bed really isn't that great ... I much prefer sitting up on a couch or in a chair. Otherwise it usually doesn't "work."

I've heard some girls say being on their knees is degrading, but this is the time when you're trying to make <B>me</B> feel good. When it's your turn, I'm usually willing to do whatever it takes.

How is that different than us going down on them?

[breakingnews]

It's not different - I've just never heard a guy regard dining at the taco stand as an act of inequality. If anything, it's considered noble.

Perhaps us men should be more vocal about exalting women who give good BJs.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by breakingnews

I'd say, here's $40 - go buy yourself a good vibrator

Or use the washing machine.....btw, I have some dirty laundry here.....

[Elspode]

Counting Out Time - Genesis, from "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

I'm counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
All those numbers!
Give me guidance!
O Lord I need that now.

The day of judgement's come,
And you can bet that I've been resting,
for this testing,
Digesting every word the experts say.
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
I studied every line, every page in the book,
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1-9.
- still counting out time, got my finger on the button,
"Don't say nuttin - just lie there still
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip.
Whipee!"
(Take it away Mr. Guitar)
- Move over Casanova -

I'm counting out time, reaction none too happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you -
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.