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Old 06-26-2006, 08:11 PM   #31
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I was always sort of fond of Mamie Eisenhower, myself.
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:17 PM   #32
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How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:34 PM   #33
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Which First Lady do you think is hotter?
I'll have to research that and get back to you!
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:22 PM   #34
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How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?
Oh, oh!!! I know! I know!!!

From behind?
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:46 PM   #35
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How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?
Only if she really was your first.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:07 AM   #36
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In response to the thread title, "yes please." And pass the butter.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:56 AM   #37
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I'm still hoping Condi turns out to be a lesbian. I also think she's too smart to fuck the boss.
Pooooof, your wish comes true! The story turns out to be a ruse. There have been secret rendezvous, between Condi and Laura in the Mayflower hotel! Dubya has been so busy screwing everyone else that he has nothing left (spent) for the First Lady. "Diplomatic" relations have been delegated to the Secretary of State who is now performing "liaison" duty. Dubya gets a weekly report [with videos] from the NSA.

I wish I could stop cross-threading!
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Old 06-27-2006, 05:11 AM   #38
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Pooooof, your wish comes true! The story turns out to be a ruse.
No, your story is a metaruse. Condi must be hooked up with Lynne Cheney, whom we all know has a lesbian daughter, and who wrote a smoking western bodice-ripper full of subliminal lesbianism.


Condi in '08!
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Old 06-27-2006, 05:57 AM   #39
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Condi in '08!
So this is really a ruse to keep the social conservatives from realizing she's a lesbian? I suppose in some belief systems it is better to be a woman who gets shaky knees around alpha-males, rather than a lesbian, so she'll get a pass on the fooling with a married man thing, but if folks think that way are they going to vote for a female?


Anyway, I've been kind of offended by the latent sexism of the liberals on this one. She's a strong woman who doesn't require a man. Get over it.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:58 AM   #40
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Anyway, I've been kind of offended by the latent sexism of the liberals on this one. She's a strong woman who doesn't require a man. Get over it.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:13 AM   #41
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So this is really a ruse to keep the social conservatives from realizing she's a lesbian?
No, it's a ruse to keep the liberals busy by giving them yet another stupid thing to gossip about...and make them feel better about the Clintons at the same time. :-)
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:13 AM   #42
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In response to the thread title, "yes please." And pass the butter.
Now... that is just too far!
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:52 AM   #43
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Will the repubican majority pull Ken Starr out of his cage to investigate this to death? I think not...
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:53 AM   #44
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Will the repubican majority pull Ken Starr out of his cage to investigate this to death? I think not...
You can start worrying about that as soon as they appoint another special prosecutor to do the NYT case they way they did l'affaire Plame.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:56 AM   #45
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She's by far the hottest First Lady since Jackie O.

Sheesh, what about Barb? Hubba hubba!
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