confessions and revelations - Page 3

mrnoodle · 02-10-2006, 02:49 PM

Come to think of it, it's more fun confessing things when people know it's you. I'm the one who made someone cry just for the cruelty of it. I was in high school. Didn't have many friends, either.

I didn't really find out much from the user control panel though, other than it used the western europe time zone. And the user likes stuffed animal porn. And has nekkid pics of lumberjim (with stuffed animals, no less)

anonymous · 02-10-2006, 10:20 PM

whoever it was that put lj on the ignore list-

that's some funny shit

anonymous · 02-10-2006, 10:23 PM

one christmas, when i was a kid, i got into my mom's closet before anything was wrapped, and looked at everything. the thing i was most excited about getting was a dart board......she had gotten in for my dad. i felt gypped. never did that again.

boy, i feel better now

anonymous · 02-10-2006, 11:44 PM

I used to cut class in high school and write faked notes from my Mom saying that I had missed school due to "a small accident in the home."

Then one day the principle's office called when my Dad was home from work and he COVERED for me! When I got came home that day he regaled me with stories of how he used to cut class with his older brother to go fishing!

My old man was something else! We never told my Mom OR the principle's office, either!

anonymous · 02-11-2006, 08:44 AM

In my workplace, two older women *50ish* let me reach into their bras and fondle their breasts, and slide my hands down the back of their pants and squeeze their naked asses.

anonymous · 02-11-2006, 01:28 PM

They filed the sexual harassment lawsuit against me and the dealership yesterday.

anonymous · 02-19-2006, 10:10 AM

I routinely skim most posts longer than a couple paragraphs. As a general rule, I feel if you can't sum up your argument at least a reasonable amount, then you don't truly know what your point is. There are exceptions for intriguing or very well-written longer posts, but contrary to the posters' beliefs this does not include the vast majority of the long ones.

jinx · 02-19-2006, 10:42 AM

just too lazy to switch logins here.....this is lj:

i totally agree with that last post. although why it was posted anon i don;t get. unless it was someone who WRITES long posts.

wolf · 02-19-2006, 12:44 PM

Nobody really reads tw. We all know that. You don't need to post anonymously to say so.

anonymous · 02-19-2006, 03:37 PM

I once did a big poo in someone's shower... I thought it was their toilet, and was incredibly embarassed when I realized my mistake. Honestly, it's a long story and makes sense (sorta) when you hear it all!

zippyt · 02-19-2006, 04:01 PM

I woundered who did THAT !!!!!

wolf · 02-19-2006, 04:46 PM

I think that is a long story that needs to be told. I can't really figure out how such confusion could occur without an extremely large amount of alcohol being involved.

You weren't at Mike'z house for the bike race, were you?

anonymous · 02-19-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Nobody really reads tw. We all know that. You don't need to post anonymously to say so.

I was posting about Dov.

anonymous · 02-19-2006, 09:16 PM

I was at a jobsite and the homeowner was getting annoyingly precious about her new floor (which we had just installed) trying to insist that the rest of the work be carried out without shoes. Neither practical nor likely.

The air was very dry and I had a lot of boogers in my nose and at one point I couldn't find a tissue so I just used a "farmer's handkerchief" all over the pristine floor.

Charming.

02-20-2006, 12:26 AM

I assume you were paid in advance, anonymous, old buddy.

02-10-2006, 02:49 PM	#31
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Come to think of it, it's more fun confessing things when people know it's you. I'm the one who made someone cry just for the cruelty of it. I was in high school. Didn't have many friends, either. I didn't really find out much from the user control panel though, other than it used the western europe time zone. And the user likes stuffed animal porn. And has nekkid pics of lumberjim (with stuffed animals, no less) __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

02-19-2006, 10:42 AM	#38
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	just too lazy to switch logins here.....this is lj: i totally agree with that last post. although why it was posted anon i don;t get. unless it was someone who WRITES long posts. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-19-2006, 12:44 PM	#39
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nobody really reads tw. We all know that. You don't need to post anonymously to say so. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-19-2006, 04:01 PM	#41
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I woundered who did THAT !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-19-2006, 04:46 PM	#42
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think that is a long story that needs to be told. I can't really figure out how such confusion could occur without an extremely large amount of alcohol being involved. You weren't at Mike'z house for the bike race, were you? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-10-2006, 10:20 PM	#32
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	whoever it was that put lj on the ignore list- that's some funny shit

02-10-2006, 10:23 PM	#33
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	one christmas, when i was a kid, i got into my mom's closet before anything was wrapped, and looked at everything. the thing i was most excited about getting was a dart board......she had gotten in for my dad. i felt gypped. never did that again. boy, i feel better now

02-10-2006, 11:44 PM	#34
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I used to cut class in high school and write faked notes from my Mom saying that I had missed school due to "a small accident in the home." Then one day the principle's office called when my Dad was home from work and he COVERED for me! When I got came home that day he regaled me with stories of how he used to cut class with his older brother to go fishing! My old man was something else! We never told my Mom OR the principle's office, either!

02-11-2006, 08:44 AM	#35
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	In my workplace, two older women 50ish let me reach into their bras and fondle their breasts, and slide my hands down the back of their pants and squeeze their naked asses.

02-11-2006, 01:28 PM	#36
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	They filed the sexual harassment lawsuit against me and the dealership yesterday.

02-19-2006, 10:10 AM	#37
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I routinely skim most posts longer than a couple paragraphs. As a general rule, I feel if you can't sum up your argument at least a reasonable amount, then you don't truly know what your point is. There are exceptions for intriguing or very well-written longer posts, but contrary to the posters' beliefs this does not include the vast majority of the long ones.

02-19-2006, 03:37 PM	#40
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I once did a big poo in someone's shower... I thought it was their toilet, and was incredibly embarassed when I realized my mistake. Honestly, it's a long story and makes sense (sorta) when you hear it all!

02-19-2006, 09:16 PM	#44
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I was at a jobsite and the homeowner was getting annoyingly precious about her new floor (which we had just installed) trying to insist that the rest of the work be carried out without shoes. Neither practical nor likely. The air was very dry and I had a lot of boogers in my nose and at one point I couldn't find a tissue so I just used a "farmer's handkerchief" all over the pristine floor. Charming.

02-20-2006, 12:26 AM	#45
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I assume you were paid in advance, anonymous, old buddy.

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