Newbie - Page 3

elSicomoro · 02-09-2003, 09:10 PM

I was originally going to say a week, but after Tim's comment, I'm going to say never now.

wolf · 02-09-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Uryoces
Grass stains! Clay stains! BLOOD!!!

"Mother! Oh God, Mother! Blood! Blood!!"
---------- Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins), Psycho

Uryoces · 02-12-2003, 02:10 PM

Yeah! Well, I'm voting that Amy will lurk for a bit, discover we're mostly harmless, and post in about ... say ... three weeks.

Nyuk!

:p

Cam · 02-12-2003, 02:29 PM

HAMLESS, HARMLESS. your claiming we're harmless, do you realize how many innocent bystanders have been driven insane by this place. Not only that, but with slang hanging around here...Well I'll let you make your own connection. :p

wolf · 02-12-2003, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Cam
Not only that, but with slang hanging around here...Well I'll let you make your own connection. :p

We didn't do that to him. He started out that way. It's natural.

Cam · 02-12-2003, 04:09 PM

actuall I was refering to the fact that the inclusion of slang makes us even more harmful.

wolf · 02-12-2003, 05:51 PM

OOOoohhhh.

Yeah. You're right about that.

elSicomoro · 02-12-2003, 06:28 PM

Yeah, Slang adds about 30 points to the danger IQ, pushing it into genius range.

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Cam
actuall I was refering to the fact that the inclusion of slang makes us even more harmful.

You must be joking. Let's take a look at the highlights of *my* resume.

<center><h3>Saddam Hussein</h3></center>
<center>0001 Hiddenbunker lane</center>
<center>Baghdad, Iraq</center>

Career objective:
To rule the whole world as I do Iraq, kill everyone that seems to disagree with me on anything, and to fire my rifle in the air from the balcony of the White House.

Education:
BA – Tyranny (It’s an art not a science)
BS – Chemistry with an emphasis on distribution (Comes in handy)
MS – Intercity travel and evasion

Experience:
I think you are all stupid - UN world tour , 1999- Present, Playing the shell game. Orchestrating the schedules of rail and bus mobile chemical weapons labs so as to elude Inspector Clouseau and his merry band of useful idiots. Euthanasing Kurds in Northern Iraq. Killing the family members of those that leave my kingdom without permission (via power drills and gasoline). Training and equipping Al-Qeada members to get those American imperialists off my ass for good.

Rebuilding the War Machine – Germany. France , Russia 1992-1999 Bought WOMDs and “fun shit” for me with the “oil for food” money. Built castles and mansions for my own use while children and the general population were staving, sick, and dying. Managed the supplies and materials through 3rd party sources to keep banned items “off paper”. Forged productive relationships with previous enemies for a common goal (OBL). Sent Republican Guards posing as political refugees into US to assist with OKC bombing and to shoot down TWA flight 800.

The Mother of All Defeats – Kuwait 1990-91 My efforts to annex Kuwait were dashed after the American Infidels launched their new age crusade. Set oil wells ablaze while retreating Kuwait, shit my knickers in Baghdad waiting for the US Marines/Special Forces that spared my life at the last minute.

Now. How dangerous am I in comparison to a rural recluse with a few rifles?

elSicomoro · 02-12-2003, 06:45 PM

What, are you staying at one of your other 900 bunkers? I thought your official address was 666 Saddam Hussein Blvd., located near the intersection of Saddam Hussein Blvd., Saddam Hussein Pkwy., and the Allah Freeway.

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
and the Allah Freeway.

I dont believe in Allah and do not promote religion of any type (it compete's with me as the supreme authority)

As for my mailing address, just put my name on the package and I will recieve it. My people are very well trained and will see to it that I recieve it after decontamination.

Oh, and to the Hollywood left "feel good" women: Stop sending me your panties!

wolf · 02-12-2003, 06:56 PM

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What, are you staying at one of your other 900 bunkers? I thought your official address was 666 Saddam Hussein Blvd., located near the intersection of Saddam Hussein Blvd., Saddam Hussein Pkwy., and the Allah Freeway.

That's the summer residence.

elSicomoro · 02-12-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Saddam Hussein
I dont believe in Allah and do not promote religion of any type (it compete's with me as the supreme authority)

How do you explain putting "Allah is great" on the Iraqi flag just after the Gulf War? Hmmm?

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
How do you explain putting "Allah is great" on the Iraqi flag just after the Gulf War? Hmmm?

PR to gain support. When you come that close to death and start talking to God, it appears as if you might change for the better.

The Allah I was talking about was ALL......AAhhhh, which was a new ice cream flavor similar to vanilla but with goat's milk. It's really good so it was named (I want it) ALL.....Ahhhh.

SteveDallas · 02-12-2003, 07:31 PM

hmmmm... are we intentionally scaring away newbies, or is it just a side effect of our own unique personalities??

02-12-2003, 02:29 PM	#34
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	HAMLESS, HARMLESS. your claiming we're harmless, do you realize how many innocent bystanders have been driven insane by this place. Not only that, but with slang hanging around here...Well I'll let you make your own connection. :p __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

02-12-2003, 04:09 PM	#36
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	actuall I was refering to the fact that the inclusion of slang makes us even more harmful. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

02-12-2003, 05:51 PM	#37
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	OOOoohhhh. Yeah. You're right about that. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-09-2003, 09:10 PM	#31
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I was originally going to say a week, but after Tim's comment, I'm going to say never now.

02-12-2003, 02:10 PM	#33
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Yeah! Well, I'm voting that Amy will lurk for a bit, discover we're mostly harmless, and post in about ... say ... three weeks. Nyuk! :p

02-12-2003, 06:28 PM	#38
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Yeah, Slang adds about 30 points to the danger IQ, pushing it into genius range.

02-12-2003, 06:45 PM	#40
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	What, are you staying at one of your other 900 bunkers? I thought your official address was 666 Saddam Hussein Blvd., located near the intersection of Saddam Hussein Blvd., Saddam Hussein Pkwy., and the Allah Freeway.

02-12-2003, 07:31 PM	#45
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	hmmmm... are we intentionally scaring away newbies, or is it just a side effect of our own unique personalities??

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