Nocturnal Bag Rattler - Page 3

slang · 11-23-2003, 11:10 AM

Operation "goodbye Mickey" is on hold. I'll issue a press release when it's finally launched.

slang · 01-02-2004, 01:08 PM

I found this last night about 20 minutes after cooking some burgers. These are little mouseprints.......and it pisses me off, so the happy shit is over and their demize is near.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2004, 01:44 PM

Your going to kill them for helping with the dishes? Ingrate!
Oh, and get your chloresterol checked.

zippyt · 01-02-2004, 07:18 PM

Well Damn slang !!if you didn't give them somany hideing places !!
View INSIDE Fort Slang ,

slang · 01-02-2004, 10:56 PM

See if I ever have you over for beers again, smartass!

zippyt · 01-02-2004, 11:02 PM

But I DO have to say that the beer cans are stacked MOST neatly

Hell you could recycle all those and get ,, oh ,, say ,, a buck fifty

slang · 01-13-2004, 01:34 AM

I got one of the little fuckers and he is in good health.........at the moment.

His lust for MY chocolate milk snared him in the carton he couldnt escape from.

Now what!? Here kitty, kitty.

Elspode · 01-13-2004, 04:53 PM

Model rocketry is at once amusing, stimulating to the mind, and a sure-fire way of disposing of vermin in a creative fashion. Just a suggestion.

plthijinx · 01-13-2004, 06:13 PM

yep. cat food! or if you've got piranha's for pets......

lumberjim · 01-13-2004, 07:18 PM

no no! crucify it and post him as a warning to the rest of them!

Griff · 01-13-2004, 07:26 PM

Careful, the rest may rally around him.

linknoid · 01-13-2004, 08:18 PM

If you really need something to do with the mouse, my friend has a few snakes, he always has to buy live mice for them. If you wanted to send it my way, I could make sure he finds a useful purpose in life (errr...death). Hmm, now that I think of it, the post office doesn't appreciate sending live animals through the mail, do they?

His king snake would bring a slow death, constrictors take a little while while to suffocate the mouse, but his copperhead or rattlesnake would make it quick and painless.

Elspode · 01-13-2004, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
no no! crucify it and post him as a warning to the rest of them!

They did that with Jesus, and look at how fucked up things are *now*!

wolf · 01-13-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
I got one of the little fuckers and he is in good health.........at the moment.

Congratuations! You get to cross something off the list.

If it's not too late ... here's a thought:

Get a small, sturdy, unchewable container with breathing holes.

Insert Spartacus (The name is officially griff's fault).

Take mouse to shitjob.

Attend to mouse, talking to it frequently. Make it a miniature sink, identical to whatever you're making on the line that week. Make sure that the mouse has tiny ear protectors and an apron. Ask supervisor to have mouse put on payroll.

Get paid time off. Crazy-guy disability pays very well. Just don't get committed, because you don't want an Act 77 form filed on your behalf. If they require it, go voluntarily.

wolf · 01-14-2004, 12:38 AM

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View Poll Results: What should I do with this mouse?
Shoot the bastard and have him mounted	4	25.00%
Use a snap trap	0	0%
Use a sticky trap	0	0%
Get a mouser cat	3	18.75%
Make a small chair and set up a cellar account for him	9	56.25%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2004, 01:08 PM	#32
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I found this last night about 20 minutes after cooking some burgers. These are little mouseprints.......and it pisses me off, so the happy shit is over and their demize is near. Attached Images

01-02-2004, 01:44 PM	#33
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Your going to kill them for helping with the dishes? Ingrate! Oh, and get your chloresterol checked. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 01-02-2004 at 07:25 PM.

01-02-2004, 07:18 PM	#34
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Well Damn slang !!if you didn't give them somany hideing places !! View INSIDE Fort Slang , Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-02-2004, 11:02 PM	#36
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	But I DO have to say that the beer cans are stacked MOST neatly Hell you could recycle all those and get ,, oh ,, say ,, a buck fifty __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2003, 11:10 AM	#31
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Operation "goodbye Mickey" is on hold. I'll issue a press release when it's finally launched.

01-02-2004, 10:56 PM	#35
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	See if I ever have you over for beers again, smartass!

01-13-2004, 01:34 AM	#37
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I got one of the little fuckers and he is in good health.........at the moment. His lust for MY chocolate milk snared him in the carton he couldnt escape from. Now what!? Here kitty, kitty. Attached Images

01-13-2004, 04:53 PM	#38
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Model rocketry is at once amusing, stimulating to the mind, and a sure-fire way of disposing of vermin in a creative fashion. Just a suggestion. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-13-2004, 06:13 PM	#39
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	yep. cat food! or if you've got piranha's for pets...... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-13-2004, 07:18 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no no! crucify it and post him as a warning to the rest of them! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2004, 07:26 PM	#41
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Careful, the rest may rally around him. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-13-2004, 08:18 PM	#42
linknoid Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 74	If you really need something to do with the mouse, my friend has a few snakes, he always has to buy live mice for them. If you wanted to send it my way, I could make sure he finds a useful purpose in life (errr...death). Hmm, now that I think of it, the post office doesn't appreciate sending live animals through the mail, do they? His king snake would bring a slow death, constrictors take a little while while to suffocate the mouse, but his copperhead or rattlesnake would make it quick and painless.

01-14-2004, 12:38 AM	#45
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Meanwhile, Back at Fort Slang ... . Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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