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Old 11-04-2010, 03:51 PM   #31
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You must be a white christian heterosexual who doesn't masturbate and believes there are mice out there with fully functioning human brains.]
If there were mice out there with fully-functioning human brains, they would masturbate.
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Old 11-04-2010, 05:55 PM   #32
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touché

However...it gets harder to justify the arrogant dismissal of 100,000 thinking, feeling human beings as "ignorant" ...
You do not appear to be taking into account the primaries.
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:30 PM   #33
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If there were mice out there with fully-functioning human brains, they would masturbate.
I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:51 PM   #34
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You do not appear to be taking into account the primaries.
I didn't forget, I was just hoping you wouldn't notice. You're like a whack-a-mole.
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:47 AM   #35
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I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.
so... the mice who don't masturbate live long and prosper?
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:06 AM   #36
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I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.
Do you mean reproduce? If so, masturbating would not be helping them...
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:39 AM   #37
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FYI: I didn't read your post, since you obviously didn't read mine.
Fuck you.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:25 AM   #38
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Fuck you.
I think there was just a misunderstanding between you two. Please don't fight.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:32 AM   #39
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What I meant was, it doesn't matter whether a mouse masturbates, or has a human brain, his function is to be close to the bottom of the food chain.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:30 AM   #40
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His function? Not if he was smart enough to develop the right defenses.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:49 AM   #41
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Who the fuck are you to tell a mouse what his/her function is?

They have lots of functions, and are very important. Their importance is actually increased due to their position in the food chain. You have not even the slightest grasp on ecology.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:37 AM   #42
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BUT, Are they as important as the Horseshoe crab?

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Old 11-05-2010, 10:39 AM   #43
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Hmm, good question classic. They are in different ecosystems though, so it would be hard to do an exact side to side comparison.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:39 AM   #44
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But he's not a witch.
He isn't smart enough.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:46 AM   #45
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BUT, Are they as important as the Horseshoe crab?

No way.

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He isn't smart enough.
Nope, just another dumb black guy.
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