The Real World - Page 3

footfootfoot · 10-20-2011, 02:59 PM

Ibby, you are probably one of the few men in Bennington that hasn't got a rap sheet, they should be glad to have you. You, uh don't have a rap sheet right? That wasn't you stealing the Chili pepper was it?

Ibby · 10-20-2011, 03:13 PM

HAH. no. but I met one of the culprits once.

Nirvana · 10-20-2011, 03:36 PM

Stealing the Chilli's pepper must be a college town staple. Good luck being employed.

Having your own money is fabulous!

Griff · 10-20-2011, 05:54 PM

Congrats Ibby!

Aliantha · 10-20-2011, 05:58 PM

Great work. Now get to work!

ZenGum · 10-20-2011, 06:49 PM

Great news! How many hours per week are you getting to start with?

I remember the Chilli incident. Wasn't it a bunch of girls?

footfootfoot · 10-20-2011, 10:44 PM

yes. with a couple of hundred feet of extension cord to power their drill. Ran it across the highway from the home depot.

Spexxvet · 10-21-2011, 09:38 AM

Way to go, Ib. Don't spend it all on liquor.

infinite monkey · 10-21-2011, 10:03 AM

Good job, Ib!

Charm the socks off them.

I always thought it'd be cool to work at a hardware type store. I love that kind of stuff.

ZenGum · 10-21-2011, 09:09 PM

If anyone mentions the Chilli Incident at work, respond:

Silly. They should have used a cordless drill. Over here, aisle four...

footfootfoot · 10-21-2011, 09:52 PM

Customer: "Cordless drills? Do they make those?"
Ibram: "This is a drill, right? And it hasn't got a cord, does it? Well, there ya go."

HungLikeJesus · 10-22-2011, 09:38 AM

The thing I never understood was cordless screwdrivers. Aren't all screwdrivers cordless?

footfootfoot · 10-22-2011, 10:25 AM

Nahh, drywall screwguns are corded and all they do is drive screws.

Ibby · 10-29-2011, 04:58 PM

i stood on the corner of main street during fallapalooza today at my lunch break with the Occupy Bennington protesters. #poppingmyprotestcherry

footfootfoot · 10-29-2011, 05:29 PM

Did it feel ironic to have to go back and work for the man after lunch?

You are so lucky to work there, in terms of your proximity to several cool places to eat: Little Britain, Isabella's, That funky coffee place around the corner with the really cute owner who just had a baby-- She's still got all those plump baby making hormones, oh sorry. did I just type that?
back to food:Crazy Russian girls, The farmer's market is prolly done, but there is Mighty Food Farm, they are great folks,

There's all kinds of cool crap downtown. Plus, your in your 20s. How fucking awesome is that?

10-20-2011, 02:59 PM	#31
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Ibby, you are probably one of the few men in Bennington that hasn't got a rap sheet, they should be glad to have you. You, uh don't have a rap sheet right? That wasn't you stealing the Chili pepper was it? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-20-2011, 03:13 PM	#32
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	HAH. no. but I met one of the culprits once. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-20-2011, 03:36 PM	#33
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Stealing the Chilli's pepper must be a college town staple. Good luck being employed. Having your own money is fabulous! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-20-2011, 05:54 PM	#34
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Congrats Ibby! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-20-2011, 05:58 PM	#35
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Great work. Now get to work! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-20-2011, 06:49 PM	#36
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Great news! How many hours per week are you getting to start with? I remember the Chilli incident. Wasn't it a bunch of girls? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-20-2011, 10:44 PM	#37
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	yes. with a couple of hundred feet of extension cord to power their drill. Ran it across the highway from the home depot. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-21-2011, 09:38 AM	#38
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Way to go, Ib. Don't spend it all on liquor. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-21-2011, 10:03 AM	#39
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Good job, Ib! Charm the socks off them. I always thought it'd be cool to work at a hardware type store. I love that kind of stuff.

10-21-2011, 09:09 PM	#40
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If anyone mentions the Chilli Incident at work, respond: Silly. They should have used a cordless drill. Over here, aisle four... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-21-2011, 09:52 PM	#41
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Customer: "Cordless drills? Do they make those?" Ibram: "This is a drill, right? And it hasn't got a cord, does it? Well, there ya go." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2011, 09:38 AM	#42
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The thing I never understood was cordless screwdrivers. Aren't all screwdrivers cordless? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-22-2011, 10:25 AM	#43
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nahh, drywall screwguns are corded and all they do is drive screws. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-29-2011, 04:58 PM	#44
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i stood on the corner of main street during fallapalooza today at my lunch break with the Occupy Bennington protesters. #poppingmyprotestcherry __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-29-2011, 05:29 PM	#45
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Did it feel ironic to have to go back and work for the man after lunch? You are so lucky to work there, in terms of your proximity to several cool places to eat: Little Britain, Isabella's, That funky coffee place around the corner with the really cute owner who just had a baby-- She's still got all those plump baby making hormones, oh sorry. did I just type that? back to food:Crazy Russian girls, The farmer's market is prolly done, but there is Mighty Food Farm, they are great folks, There's all kinds of cool crap downtown. Plus, your in your 20s. How fucking awesome is that? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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