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04-14-2013, 04:10 AM | #1 |
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Foot, that bacon post is worth your admission to the Cellar for a whole year.
Get UT to write you a voucher.
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04-15-2013, 07:10 AM | #2 |
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The Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who is played by Peter Davison. He had a daughter Georgia Moffet. Georgia played the fictional daughter of Doctor Who in an episode entitled The Doctor's Daughter. In that episode The Doctor is on his tenth incarnation played by David Tennant. While shooting that episode the two started to date and later had a daughter together who they named Olive.
So The Doctor's daughter from the Doctor Who episode The Doctor's Daughter is played by The Doctor's daughter who later goes on to marry The Doctor and give birth to The Doctor's daughter. This is going to be in the test.
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04-15-2013, 07:37 AM | #3 |
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How else could Wilbur have seen Charlotte way up there in the rafters?
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04-17-2013, 12:38 PM | #4 |
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This is a sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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04-17-2013, 07:56 PM | #5 |
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Y'all know that Abraham Lincoln was killed by John Wilkes Booth, right?
On the same day, four hours earlier, Lincoln's son lost his balance on a railway platform in New York, and was falling onto the tracks in front of a train, when a kindly bystander grabbed his collar and hauled him back, saving his life. Said bystander was John Wilkes Booth's brother. Like, whoah, duuude.
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04-17-2013, 08:26 PM | #6 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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A few months later, according to this random article.
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04-17-2013, 08:27 PM | #7 |
To shreds, you say?
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Did you also know that there's no word for Gullible in Pig Latin?
And, speaking of coincidences (or not) I need to post this video again. Because it is germane and awesome.
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04-18-2013, 04:16 PM | #8 |
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The Pig Latin word for gullible is---hey, wait a minute...
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04-17-2013, 11:56 PM | #9 |
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That no body seem to care that there is a thread called bomb making 101 with folks talking about the bombs they have made in the past
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04-18-2013, 12:14 AM | #10 |
To shreds, you say?
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I think interest would ramp up if we talked about bombs we were making now.
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04-18-2013, 12:37 AM | #11 |
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Oh, UT will post of a pic of his smashed-up face (by the Feds) soon enough...
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04-19-2013, 10:43 AM | #12 |
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Weird fact of the day...
In the United States, the mortality rate for circumcision is 1 in 500,000.
Just to be clear: For every 500,000 baby boys/guys getting circumcisions in the U.S., one of 'em dies. Question: How the hell do you kill someone during a circumcision? Inopportune sneeze? Terrorist attack? Sinkhole? Landshark? Big gay drop bear? WTF?
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04-19-2013, 11:10 AM | #13 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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I'd guess infection.
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04-19-2013, 04:42 PM | #14 |
To shreds, you say?
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I think the number of accidental de-penisings is a bit higher.
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04-19-2013, 06:51 PM | #15 |
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Infection - most notably that F-wit Rabbi in new York who would "apply oral suction" to the wound, despite having herpes virus weeping cold sores active on his mouth at the time.
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