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10-04-2016, 04:24 PM | #31 |
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10-09-2016, 03:17 PM | #32 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Ha!
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10-09-2016, 05:40 PM | #33 |
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Jack Douglass did a show several years ago on his YouTube channel called "Your Grammer Sucks". Check out jackfilms if you wish to see it.
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10-10-2016, 07:50 AM | #34 |
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I look at my wife and say, honey your face makes time stand still, but what if I said, honey your face would stop a clock. It means the same thing, right?
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10-10-2016, 02:06 PM | #35 |
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Not to her.
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10-11-2016, 09:40 AM | #36 | |
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Punctuation can sometimes be a matter of life or death.
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Said book also has its own Wiki page which relates the above story but confusingly ends with the line "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." To comma, or not to comma? That is the question.
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10-11-2016, 10:03 AM | #37 |
To shreds, you say?
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One of the problems with aural jokes versus visual jokes. The proper telling hinges on perfectly timing the pauses where the commas would be spoken; too short a pause would sound like a list Verb, Noun, Noun, too long would sound like a description of events, Verb, Verb, Verb.
Unless you are referring to the lack of an Oxford comma after shoots.
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10-12-2016, 08:15 PM | #38 |
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I went to Canada today, and they flagged me for inspection. They (and American customs) seem to get weird when I explain that I'm in Detroit for work but actually from KC.
"They say it's a lottery, and I never win anything, so whoopee!"--Lewis Black on airport security (which applies in this scenario as well) |
10-13-2016, 08:49 AM | #39 |
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It's your eyebrows
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10-13-2016, 02:09 PM | #40 |
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"You're in Detroit for what?" "Work?!"
"Please step out of the line, sir."[/rubberglovesnap] "Sir, what's with the eyebrows?"
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