Stealing - Page 3

footfootfoot · 10-04-2008, 10:34 PM

Get a couple of thuggish guys from work to AT LEAST scare the piss out of her, if not kick her in the nuts.

Really, if I weren't concerned about keeping my carbon footprint trim I'd hop on a flight to Oz and do it for you.

I'm ser.

Sundae · 10-05-2008, 06:01 AM

It's not because she's a woman Ducks. You're a woman and you're no trouble (I think). It's because she's a disloyal, sticky fingered, amoral cunt.

Don't worry. Karma knows.

ZenGum · 10-05-2008, 06:22 AM

Ducks, we know why you really want us to "give you 11 blokes".

That'd last you almost two weeks.

Seriously, just make sure you get your side of the story out into the towns gossip channels before she does. And keep following it up.

footfootfoot · 10-05-2008, 06:04 PM

And don't forget to mention that she has VD

DucksNuts · 10-05-2008, 06:09 PM

I'm tempted to kick her in the cunt

monster · 10-05-2008, 06:13 PM

You could start the rumour that she practices hairstyles on her own pubes

DucksNuts · 10-05-2008, 06:22 PM

Meh, that would probably get her more clients around here

monster · 10-05-2008, 06:28 PM

ah.

monster · 10-05-2008, 06:31 PM

you know, if you kick her in the cunt, you'll probably have to replace those shoes with a nice new pair..... seems like the best answer all round.

jinx · 10-05-2008, 06:54 PM

That moster... always thinkin'....

bluecuracao · 10-05-2008, 07:10 PM

Tell that skanky thief she needs to go immediately--sounds like she's very manipulative and poisonous. You don't need that crap, Ducks.

Cloud · 10-06-2008, 12:35 AM

Quote:

I just tell them to fuck off and throw staplers and things are all good.

(waves hi! @ fellow stapler-thrower. 'cept I never throw them at people. that would be rude!)

good riddance to bad rubbish. You should fire her before she quits.

DucksNuts · 10-06-2008, 04:34 AM

Oh, I throw them at the guys I work with...they deserve it!

I went down to fire her, but she quit.

hehe...the shopping centre gossip asked me what was going on....I felt it was my duty to inform her

Pie · 10-06-2008, 09:30 AM

Now, are you going to de-escalate the "security measures"? You don't want to punish the rest of the (innocent) crew, now that the bad apple is gone.

classicman · 10-06-2008, 10:20 AM

I wouldn't - consider it preventative measure for the future.

10-04-2008, 10:34 PM	#31
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Get a couple of thuggish guys from work to AT LEAST scare the piss out of her, if not kick her in the nuts. Really, if I weren't concerned about keeping my carbon footprint trim I'd hop on a flight to Oz and do it for you. I'm ser. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-05-2008, 06:01 AM	#32
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It's not because she's a woman Ducks. You're a woman and you're no trouble (I think). It's because she's a disloyal, sticky fingered, amoral cunt. Don't worry. Karma knows. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-05-2008, 06:22 AM	#33
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ducks, we know why you really want us to "give you 11 blokes". That'd last you almost two weeks. Seriously, just make sure you get your side of the story out into the towns gossip channels before she does. And keep following it up. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-05-2008, 06:04 PM	#34
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And don't forget to mention that she has VD __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-05-2008, 06:13 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You could start the rumour that she practices hairstyles on her own pubes __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2008, 06:09 PM	#35
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I'm tempted to kick her in the cunt

10-05-2008, 06:22 PM	#37
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Meh, that would probably get her more clients around here

10-05-2008, 06:28 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ah. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2008, 06:31 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you know, if you kick her in the cunt, you'll probably have to replace those shoes with a nice new pair..... seems like the best answer all round. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2008, 06:54 PM	#40
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	That moster... always thinkin'.... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-05-2008, 07:10 PM	#41
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Tell that skanky thief she needs to go immediately--sounds like she's very manipulative and poisonous. You don't need that crap, Ducks.

10-06-2008, 04:34 AM	#43
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh, I throw them at the guys I work with...they deserve it! I went down to fire her, but she quit. hehe...the shopping centre gossip asked me what was going on....I felt it was my duty to inform her

10-06-2008, 09:30 AM	#44
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Now, are you going to de-escalate the "security measures"? You don't want to punish the rest of the (innocent) crew, now that the bad apple is gone. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-06-2008, 10:20 AM	#45
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I wouldn't - consider it preventative measure for the future. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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