Who will be the next Pope? - Page 3

wolf · 04-02-2005, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

"The man who goes into the conclave a pope, comes out of it a cardinal."

The buzz has some leading candidates going into the conclave. The doors close, the world is locked out, and the College of Cardinals gets down to duking things out in a process shrouded in mystery, which may or may not involve arm wrestling. A bunch of time will pass, and the Cardinals will amuse themselves by tossing different things, including leftover pasta from lunch, into the Very Sacred Furnace to see what color smoke comes out. When they accidentally get something that burns white smoke, they panic and draw straws to be able to decide who is really going to be the pope. And so, the winner is not always who the polls pick going into the vote.

You know, just like our Presidency.

BigV · 04-03-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

--bwahahahaha--

You know, just like our Presidency.

sick, twisted, and, um, funny in an I'm-embarassed-to-find-myself-laughing kind of way.

wolf · 04-03-2005, 12:16 AM

I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

mrnoodle · 04-04-2005, 04:48 PM

I thought the nutty guy was fixated on marichiko. oh well.

I nominate a whale penis for pope. Already has a funny hat.

Trilby · 04-05-2005, 07:46 AM

[quote=mrnoodle]I thought the nutty guy was fixated on marichiko. oh well.[quote]

Ouch.

York · 04-07-2005, 01:21 PM

waiting for the images.....

russotto · 04-07-2005, 03:51 PM

I just realized -- I'm the perfect candidate. I've got an Italian last name, which is close enough to Italian. And a Biblical first name, so I wouldn't even need to change my name. Woohoo, me for Pope!

Uhh, do you have to be Catholic? That could be a problem....

xoxoxoBruce · 04-07-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by York

waiting for the images.....

Pope 123.

marmolo · 04-08-2005, 12:24 AM

one of these guys...

York · 04-10-2005, 03:06 AM

haha i wouldnt know wich one i prefer! I guess Yoda would be the first pope that needs a popemobile on scale!

York · 04-10-2005, 03:42 AM

my fave...

breakingnews · 04-12-2005, 11:39 AM

Let's just Americanize the damn thing like everything else in the world that was decent but now sucks.

Aw shit, attachment did not attach. Gotta upload and link.

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BigV · 04-12-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by breakingnews

Let's just Americanize the damn thing like everything else in the world that was decent but now sucks.---znip--

OMG that's funny!
:p

Beestie · 04-12-2005, 12:15 PM

Duke still sucks.

mrnoodle · 04-13-2005, 12:15 PM

the communion wafer ad at the bottom made me spit pizza on the keyboard

04-03-2005, 12:16 AM	#33
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04-04-2005, 04:48 PM	#34
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I thought the nutty guy was fixated on marichiko. oh well. I nominate a whale penis for pope. Already has a funny hat. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-05-2005, 07:46 AM	#35
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04-08-2005, 12:24 AM	#39
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04-12-2005, 11:39 AM	#42
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Let's just Americanize the damn thing like everything else in the world that was decent but now sucks. Aw shit, attachment did not attach. Gotta upload and link. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/popebracket.jpg" WIDTH="600"> __________________ Gone crazy, be back never. Last edited by breakingnews; 04-12-2005 at 11:45 AM. Reason: argahhfhgjg

04-07-2005, 01:21 PM	#36
York Operations Operative Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tienen , Belgium Posts: 537	waiting for the images.....

04-07-2005, 03:51 PM	#37
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	I just realized -- I'm the perfect candidate. I've got an Italian last name, which is close enough to Italian. And a Biblical first name, so I wouldn't even need to change my name. Woohoo, me for Pope! Uhh, do you have to be Catholic? That could be a problem....

04-10-2005, 03:06 AM	#40
York Operations Operative Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tienen , Belgium Posts: 537	haha i wouldnt know wich one i prefer! I guess Yoda would be the first pope that needs a popemobile on scale!

04-10-2005, 03:42 AM	#41
York Operations Operative Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tienen , Belgium Posts: 537	my fave...

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04-13-2005, 12:15 PM	#45
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