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erika
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This really gives it away.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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06-19-2012, 08:52 AM
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erika
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I just figured that if you were calling the author "this fool" you musta been missing something.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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06-20-2012, 08:22 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Two blonds were sipping their Starbuck's when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blond #1. "Do what?" asked Blond #2. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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06-20-2012, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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haaaahahahahah!!
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07-16-2012, 09:28 PM
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07-18-2012, 05:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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And that's awesome.
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07-18-2012, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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07-18-2012, 09:21 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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06-20-2012, 02:18 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I like a blond joke that is about men.
Typically all you hear are blonde jokes. A blond joke is rare, but better. What, you assumed women? |
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06-20-2012, 06:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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A blond walks up to the counter and says in a loud voice, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a large coke."
The woman behind the counter says, "Umm, this is a library." The Blond leans closer and whispers, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a large coke."
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06-22-2012, 08:38 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life....
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist. The proctologist fainted.
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06-22-2012, 09:20 PM
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There were three men and a woman who all died and met with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first man steps up to St. Peter and St. Peter asks, "What do you want?"
The man says "I want to come into heaven." So St. Peter checks his list and says, "Well, you can't because when you were alive all you wanted was money. Money, money, money. You were so fond of money that you even married a girl named Penny!" So the first man left and the second man stepped up and St. Peter said, "What do you want?" The second man replied, "I want to come into heaven." So St. Peter checks his list and says, "Well, you can't because when you were alive all you did was drink. Drink, drink, drink. You were so fond of drinking that you even married a girl named Brandy!" So the second man left but before St. Peter could ask the third man what he wanted, the third man says to the woman who died with him, his wife, "Well, let's go Fanny."
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06-24-2012, 10:12 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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And his wife said, "ok, Dick. After you."
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06-24-2012, 08:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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and then Saint Peter fainted.
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