Weird News - Page 28

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2009, 02:41 AM

Do they need a warrant to search for stolen property?

ZenGum · 03-25-2009, 06:54 AM

It's the photographic line up I'm interested in.

"Doctor, do you recognize these boobs? How about these? These?"

Shawnee123 · 03-26-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

It's the photographic line up I'm interested in.

"Doctor, do you recognize these boobs? How about these? These?"

We're in tough times people. This woman was tired of waiting for Congress to pass Obama's Boob-out plan. She has kids to feed, ferchristsakes.

Crimson Ghost · 03-26-2009, 12:35 AM

Do they have "Bio-Hazard" stickers on them?

Sheldonrs · 03-26-2009, 09:35 AM

Man gets 90 days for sex with car-wash vacuum
Mar. 26, 2009 06:28 AM
Associated Press

SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

I wonder if he was the top or the bottom.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-26-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Man gets 90 days for sex with car-wash vacuum
Mar. 26, 2009 06:28 AM
Associated Press

SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

What's the problem, the vacuum got paid up front?

Shawnee123 · 03-29-2009, 11:21 AM

Pun intended.

As the economy softens, more men turning to vasectomies, reports The Cleveland Clinic.

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"My staff came to me and said, what's happening?" said Jones, the chairman of the Department of Regional Urology of Glickman Urological and Kidney Institute at the Cleveland Clinic. "Why are we suddenly having an explosion in guys asking for vasectomies?"

Kudos to Dr Jones for getting in his own double entendre.

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They looked at their statistics and realized the uptick started around November as the economic crisis deepened. October went down in the history books as one of Wall Street's worst months.

Since then, the Cleveland Clinic has seen a 50 percent increase in vasectomies, an outpatient surgery that is the cheapest form of permanent birth control. Vasectomies are less invasive and cheaper than tubal ligation, which involves blocking, tieing or cutting a woman's fallopian tubes to prevent pregnancy.

classicman · 03-29-2009, 02:12 PM

Guess I'm a trendsetter then

classicman · 03-29-2009, 08:55 PM

Dumbest Criminal...

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HARRISBURG, Pa. – A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.

Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.

The suspect is also awaiting trial on four previous robbery charges.

The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

Crimson Ghost · 03-29-2009, 09:52 PM

"I'm smooth."

Yup.
And in prison, you'll be ribbed for his pleasure.

TheMercenary · 03-30-2009, 06:39 AM

A person I know, her husband anyway just did this to himself, anyway another person posted a link which describes an experience similar to what this rocket-scientist did. Funny read. Thought I'd share it.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/taser.asp

wolf · 04-08-2009, 03:37 PM

What was he reading?

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Laughing German triggers emergency rescue

A police car and rescue helicopter were called in to save a screaming man in a German forest, but it turned out that the man was in fact screaming with laughter.

If you hear someone screaming in a forest, it's probably best to dial the local emergency hotline and do your civic duty.

That's what a German woman thought she was doing after hearing a man screaming in his car in a forest in Elmstein, a town in the western German state of Rhineland-Palatinate.

A police car and rescue helicopter were dispatched to help the poor man, who the woman said had been screaming for three hours.

When police turned up on the scene, it turned out that the man was not screaming at all - he was just laughing at a very funny book.

The man said he'd gone to the forest to enjoy the peace and quiet.

Unfortunately for all those looking for a great read for their upcoming summer holidays, police did not disclose which side-splitting novel the man had been reading.

"That's something I'd like to know too," said police spokesman Heinz Hussy.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 03:42 PM

If a man screams in the forest..........

Clodfobble · 04-08-2009, 03:45 PM

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said police spokesman Heinz Hussy.

Really? Really.

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Really? Really.

My grandfather was named Heinz Hussey you insensitive wench!

03-25-2009, 02:41 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Do they need a warrant to search for stolen property? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-25-2009, 06:54 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's the photographic line up I'm interested in. "Doctor, do you recognize these boobs? How about these? These?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-26-2009, 12:35 AM	#4
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Do they have "Bio-Hazard" stickers on them? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-26-2009, 09:35 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Man gets 90 days for sex with car-wash vacuum Mar. 26, 2009 06:28 AM Associated Press SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment. I wonder if he was the top or the bottom. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-29-2009, 02:12 PM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Guess I'm a trendsetter then __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-29-2009, 09:52 PM	#10
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"I'm smooth." Yup. And in prison, you'll be ribbed for his pleasure. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-30-2009, 06:39 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	A person I know, her husband anyway just did this to himself, anyway another person posted a link which describes an experience similar to what this rocket-scientist did. Funny read. Thought I'd share it. http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/taser.asp __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-08-2009, 03:42 PM	#13
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	If a man screams in the forest.......... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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