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Old 10-25-2013, 03:28 PM   #1
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That might have made sense if I was STONED.
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Old 10-26-2013, 02:17 PM   #2
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I was...it didn't.



It was funny though...I kept hearing "herp derp derp herp derp"...
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:47 PM   #3
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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.

The congregation, which may want to rethink its slogan "rising up," has yet to respond to the controversy surrounding their phallic facade, but they'll be forced to answer for it soon enough.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:25 PM   #4
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Magnificent!
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Old 11-02-2013, 09:03 AM   #5
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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois,
Dicks on, that is.
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Old 11-02-2013, 01:59 PM   #6
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Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.
And then when they flush the fire hydrant...
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Old 10-30-2013, 08:21 AM   #7
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:18 PM   #8
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Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
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Old 11-02-2013, 02:16 PM   #9
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Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
Puts me in mind of some ol' girl who drank from the old sewage lagoon.
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:38 PM   #10
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Have not verified butt' supposedly this is a TSA training "tool"

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Old 11-08-2013, 08:24 PM   #12
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Old 11-08-2013, 10:17 PM   #13
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Old 11-09-2013, 09:11 AM   #14
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In Taiwan, the practice is called "童子拜觀音" pinyin[5]
In South Korea a similar prank is called "ttongchim"
In New Zealand this is similar to a "Hopoate", named after John Hopoate.
In Scotland the variant is called a "Jobby Jabber", "Jobby" being slang for faeces and jabbing pertaining to the upwards motion.
In Sweden it is referred to as "Dajma" or "Daima".
In Israel a similar prank is called "doresh" which translates to "demand" or "requires". The name refers to the supposed demand of the fingers by the victim's anus.
In America it is called "I'm about to get my ass stomped, and thrown in jail.".
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Old 11-08-2013, 11:37 PM   #15
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Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?

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