CELLAR MEMBER ART GALLERY - Page 27

zippyt · 12-31-2003, 02:11 AM

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Wolf said I did some work on this piece at the "Bead and Chat" at a local bead store. Strangely, none of the other ladies commented much. They just got kind of quiet and paid close attention to their own work.

HA !!! That will show those ladys the power of the WOLF !!!
Wolf says to the ladys busily beading their doilys
"BEAD THIS beeyotch"!!!

Sorry ,,,, it had to be said .

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I have a ceremonial pipe stem that I'm still waiting for the inspiration to strike on. I have to sit with the stem for a while and figure out what it wants to be.

Fill it with some "natural"

,,, well ,, you catch my drift
Do you have drug tests at work ?? Obvious question i know but,,,,,

Sorry ,,,, it had to be said .

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by zippyt
.Bruce , Cool that you would help out a friend with the chair lift . That my friend is functional art , but that is a little ass motor with plastic gears ????? Garage door openers was a good choice to work with , they have all the right stuff for some thing like that , but i would have used both motors and gear boxes . Why didn't you ??? Double redundency and all that .

K.I.S.S. is the best policy, always.
I bought 2 openers because they were only $150 each and I didn't know if 1 would do it until I got into tailoring it to her.
I measured her butt to determine how big to make the seat then the size of the seat determined how close it could be to the wall and still swivel. Even after she could make it up the stairs on her own, she'd use it at the end of the day or to carry the laundry. When it wasn't needed anymore, I removed it and she removed me.

Undertoad · 12-31-2003, 10:19 AM

Be fair, you made the first mistake... you measured her butt. Now you know the exact measurement of her butt and no woman would want to stick with someone with that intimate knowledge.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Naw, Tony. It's useless information because that's a constantly changing number. Ask any woman how much her butt changes, not only yearly or monthly but daily.

12-31-2003, 10:19 AM	#107
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Be fair, you made the first mistake... you measured her butt. Now you know the exact measurement of her butt and no woman would want to stick with someone with that intimate knowledge.

12-31-2003, 04:05 PM	#108
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naw, Tony. It's useless information because that's a constantly changing number. Ask any woman how much her butt changes, not only yearly or monthly but daily.

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