12-31-2003, 02:11 AM | #105 | ||
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Wolf says to the ladys busily beading their doilys "BEAD THIS beeyotch"!!! Sorry ,,,, it had to be said . Quote:
Do you have drug tests at work ?? Obvious question i know but,,,,, Sorry ,,,, it had to be said .
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12-31-2003, 10:08 AM | #106 | |
The future is unwritten
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I bought 2 openers because they were only $150 each and I didn't know if 1 would do it until I got into tailoring it to her. I measured her butt to determine how big to make the seat then the size of the seat determined how close it could be to the wall and still swivel. Even after she could make it up the stairs on her own, she'd use it at the end of the day or to carry the laundry. When it wasn't needed anymore, I removed it and she removed me. |
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12-31-2003, 10:19 AM | #107 |
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Be fair, you made the first mistake... you measured her butt. Now you know the exact measurement of her butt and no woman would want to stick with someone with that intimate knowledge.
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12-31-2003, 04:05 PM | #108 |
The future is unwritten
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Naw, Tony. It's useless information because that's a constantly changing number. Ask any woman how much her butt changes, not only yearly or monthly but daily.
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